Undertale: What Even Is This?

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A few puzzles later.......

"WELCOME TO SNOWDIN, MY DEAR CRILP!" Papyrus is excited as usual, which is making CRILP annoyed.

"For the last time, will you stop saying my dear!" CRILP shouts.

Papyrus starts to tear up immediatley. He lets one single dramtic tear escape before he covers his face with his mittens. He sobs like one of those terrible drama movies.

"ALL I....AUDIBLE SNIFF....WANTED WAS TO HAVE A FRIEND. AND BY YOUR HONESTY, I HAVE NOT ONLY GAINED A FRIEND, BUT I HAVE GAINED A BEST FRIEND!" He says this like it's actually true... but it's the opposite.

"Okay, one, why did you say audible sniff? Two, we are not friends. And three, how clueless are you?" CRILP lists off. He stares at Papyrus expectantly, waiting for a clear answer.

"Hold it, bucco, if you keep talking to my brother like that, I'll have to shove a bone so far up your a-" Sans is interrupted by Toriel. "What I believe Sans is trying to say is thank you."

"Thank you?" Moana asks.

"You're welcome!" Maui replies.

"Okay okay... I see what's happening here, you're face to face with greatness and it's strange." Maui starts to sing.

Wait, wrong script....

Take 2

"What I believe sans was trying to say is that his brother is very vulnerable and that he can't handle some things like others can." Toriel says     calmly.

"Okay, I get it, but why does ge have such a childlike mindset?" CRILP asks. The tall skeleton has been acting like a 4 year old at a candy store the whole time and CRILP wants to know why.

"Paps was raised by yours truly so he can act however he wants." Sans says with finality. Papyrus looks proud of Sans.

CRILP stands there, confused. A million thoughts run through his head. Papyrus was raised by sans? What happened to their mother? What about their father? CRILP's thoughts were interrupted by a grizzly bear he ran into.

"Hey buddy, watch where you're going. You could get hurt real bad if you don't." The bear says.

"Oh sorry." CRILP says, still confused on how he didn't notice the bear in his way.

"No problem. Hey, if you're that distracted, you should get some food from Grillby. He makes some good grub that'll set you right." The bear says.

"OH, GRILLBY'S IS FULL OF GREASE, YOU DON'T NEED TO EAT THERE." Papyrus whines. He looks antsy to get away from the restaraunt.

"Let the little fella eat, he will love it, I mean, I am the number one customer there." Sans tries to get his brother to calm down by patting him on the back.

"ALRIGHT. FOR YOU, CRILP, I SHALL SET MY STANDARDS ASIDE." Papyrus agrees.

"I'm not even gonna question how you guys eat or digest things but alright..." CRILP looks disgusted.

"Let's go then, I could use something to eat too." Toriel opens the door....

Next chapter soon my doods. I'm tired, it's 12:30 in the morning. But anyway, good night, I'm going to bed 😂.