Delilah (under editing‼️)

"pregnant" bimbos

The smirk he gave me was full of lust and I was most definitely not complaining about it.

He grabbed my hands and pulled me to the room, and pushed me down on the bed.

I heard a click indicating that he locked the door.

I gulped at the expression on his face and emotions in his eyes his eyes were full of needs, love, softness, and lust.

He slowly lowered his lips on mine until it was finally connected, we began to move our mouths together in perfect synchronization.

He lowered his hands but as soon as he was about to take my pants we both turn our heads when we hear a sudden.

Knock knock "Mommy! daddy! There's some weird lady at the door."

We quickly got off of each other and tried to compose ourselves.

As we went out the door I swear I could hear Damon murmur to our kid "cock blockers."

I opened up the door just to come face to face with a unnaturally blonde hair bimbo.

I scrunched up my face in confusion. "May I help you with anything?"

She rolled her eyes at me and her eyes brightened up like a bimbo seeing another cock to suck. "Damon baby I missed you."

I turned my head and looked at Damon and gave him a what the fuck look. He gave her a confused look and asked her "Britney?"

She laughed with an annoyingly unnaturally high-pitched laugh. "No silly boy, it's Emily."

And you know what Emily did, Emily walked into my house and plopped herself down on my sofa.

We, meaning Damon and I sat in the seat across from her.

I gave her a confused look, but she just gave me a smirk. "Oh my goodness Damon I was feeling super sick the other day so I schedule an appointment to the doctors and guess what lovebug he gave me very good news... We're having a baby!!"

At as she said that it felt like cold water was dumped all over me.

And I felt a squeeze in my heart.

I didn't know what to say be what came out of Damon's mouth surprised me so much.

"Britn- I mean Jessi- shit I mean Emily you can't be pregnant, well at least you can't be pregnant with my kids I haven't had sex in almost four years and we hooked up one time in your car years ago when we were both extremely drunk. So I'm sorry to break it to you but that's not mine, I do however hope you find the father of your child and hopefully both of you guys will raise it to be a good kid"

She looked uncomfortable for a second before she opened up her mouth again "umm I took a pregnancy test and it came out positive though. Maybe it just took longer for your sperm to reach my eggs, yeah maybe it's just a late pregnancy those things do happen right. I mean I read an article where this 80 year old women got pregnant is she can so can I"

Damon and I both gave her a you are so fucking stupid look.

I stood up, grabbed on to her arms, and lead her out of the doors. "Umm, good luck with your situation Britney, I mean Emily but the answer to your problem is simply not here."

She rolled her eyes at me and walked away, but not before saying, "I'm going to go to the clinic maybe then they'll confirm my pregnancy with Damon."

I rolled my eyes at her and closed the door.

When I turned around I was met with a very panicked Damon. "I swear to god I have not slept with her these past years, it was just a past regret, I as a matter in fact haven't been with anyone else since I've met you. Please believe me she was just a thing of the past, and it was just one time we were both very intoxicated and horny, it seemed like a good idea at the moment but turned out to be a bigger headache than a good time please you have to believe me. I haven't had sex in nearly four years, yeah this dick hasn't had anything to do with any other vajayjay after this whole fiasco. But that doesn't mean that I wouldn't want to do anything with you, if you wanna I'm all up for it you know what I'm saying, but just know that I have been totally loyal to you and your body only."

I stared at him blankly for a whole minute, making him more nervous, then bursted out laughing, making him more confused/nervous.

He didn't know what to do so he nervously laughed along with me even going to the extend of slapping his knee to make it a knee slapper.

I finally stopped laughing and wiped my tears. "Honey of course you didn't do anything with anyone else since me, I mean once you've had me, other girls simply just won't compare."

I patted him on the shoulder and made my way to the kitchen where the kids were chatting about God knows what they're always talking about something, don't they run out of topics to talk about.

Damon followed me and sat with the kids.

Then all of sudden Greyson stood up on the chair, "oh my potatoes I just had the weirdest thought, what if mommy and daddy got married and had like ten more kids."

And he just sat back down and continued chatting with his siblings as if he did not just say that.

Damon turned his head and mouthed to me, oh it's so happening.

oh shit What have I gotten myself into.

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