Aries: "Do you know who I am?"
Taurus: bribes the kidnapper and gets them to take them back home.
Gemini: *is a serial killer and makes the kidnapper their victim*
Cancer: "Lmao why do you wanna kidnap me."
Leo: "you just kidnapped me because I'm pretty didn't you."
Virgo: "I hope wherever you are taking me is clean..."
Libra: *engages in heated diplomatic argument with kidnapper*
Scorpio: "if you don't let me go right now.. I'll kick you in the balls!"
Sagittarius: *goes along with it and escapes when they aren't looking*
Capricorn: "This is not ok..."
Aquarius: "you insecure little... you are a low life."
Pisces: *comes up with an elaborate plan including backup and grenades*
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Honestly, all of these are pretty funny 😂
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Zodiac Sign's
HumorThis book is just random things about your sign. Such as traits and similar stuff. Irregular updates. *DISCLAIMER* I do not come up with these, I find them online and transfer them here for people to read.
