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Zodiac Sign's

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This book is just random things about your sign. Such as traits and similar stuff. Irregular updates. *DISCLAIMER* I do not come up with these, I find them online and transfer them here for people to read.

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The Signs on a Plane

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by LittleKitten_02

by LittleKitten_02

                                    
                                              Aries: "THE PLANE IS GONNA CRASH!!! Just kidding lmao"
                          Taurus: "This airplane food tastes like sh*t!" *eats it anyway*
                          Gemini: "the internet is down! I REPEAT! THE INTERNET IS DOWN!"

                          Cancer: "everyone remain calm! I SERIOUSLY DID NOT JUST FART! IT WASN'T ME" *cries*
                          Leo: "the walls are closing in! AND THEY HAVE NO MIRRORS ON THEM!" *screams*
                          Virgo: "lol is it cool if I do yoga?" *pulls out yoga mat*
                          Libra: "I am seriously gonna jump out of this window because I hate you all so much fml"
                          Scorpio: "DO IT YOU OLD HAG! JUMP!"
                          Sagittarius: *muffled* "can someone get me out of this suitcase? I ran out of yogurt"
                          Capricorn: "can't y'all be quiet for once?! I'm trying to nap in peace!"
                          Aquarius: "is it illegal to bring knives into another country? YOU NEVER KNOW IF YOU HAVE TO CUT A FOREIGN BISH"
                          Pisces: *is skydiving*
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                          Everyone is so angry lol