Aries: "I'm not scared."
Taurus: "I have no room for dessert."
Gemini: "don't worry, I won't tell anyone."
Cancer: ""I'm not upset" *on the verge of tears*
Leo: "no I'm not jealous"
Virgo: "oh wow that's so interesting.." *has already read a Wikipedia article a year ago about the topic and knows more than you*
Libra: "you're my greatest friend" *has said this to 10+ people*
Scorpio: "I don't give a f***"
Sagittarius: "nah, nah, it's all legal!"
Capricorn: "i don't know" *they do, they just don't care enough to explain*
Aquarius: "sorry" *not sorry*
Pisces: "I'm on my way!" *is still in bed*
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This is so true, I'm always too lazy to get out of bed 😂
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Zodiac Sign's
HumorThis book is just random things about your sign. Such as traits and similar stuff. Irregular updates. *DISCLAIMER* I do not come up with these, I find them online and transfer them here for people to read.
