Aries: cut me off one more time I freakin dare you.
Taurus: SToP YELLING @ peOPLE THEY can't hear YOU
Gemini: flipping people off doesn't really affect them fyi
Cancer: use you FREAKING blinker
Leo: is it that hard to go in a straight line???
Virgo: please calm down, it's a car not an airplane.
Libra: don't wave at me like you're sorry.
Scorpio: get ur head out of ur butt ur like seriously scaring me.
Sagittarius: get off the steering wheel like how can you even breathe.
Capricorn: please speed up of my god
Aquarius: get off your phone before I rip it out of your hand and shove it up your butt.
Pisces: not everyone is trying to kill you like chill please.
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Zodiac Sign's
HumorThis book is just random things about your sign. Such as traits and similar stuff. Irregular updates. *DISCLAIMER* I do not come up with these, I find them online and transfer them here for people to read.
