Aries: punches a wall
Taurus: can't get out of bed
Gemini: won't talk to anyone
Cancer: avoids you like the Black Plague
Leo: bawls their eyes out
Virgo: neatly packs away all your stuff and hides it
Libra: panics and lies down in a fetal position
Scorpio: tries to control their breathing, fails
Sagittarius: takes a really long depressing shower
Capricorn: verbally lashes out at you and others
Aquarius: cries to their friends and strangers
Pisces: looks at photos of you two and cries
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Zodiac Sign's
HumorThis book is just random things about your sign. Such as traits and similar stuff. Irregular updates. *DISCLAIMER* I do not come up with these, I find them online and transfer them here for people to read.
