Aries: breaking someone's nose
Taurus: ordered dozens of pizzas with the principals credit card
Gemini: changed their grades on the teachers computer
Cancer: called the teacher a stupid idiot
Leo: got caught watching hentai during class
Virgo: hacked the school WiFi and disabled firewalls
Libra: snuck vodka into a water bottle, threw up in class
Scorpio: stalking a cute teacher outside of school
Sagittarius: brought their cat to school and it scratched someone
Capricorn: had a nervous breakdown and punched a whole in the wall
Aquarius: threatened someone with a pair of scissors
Pisces: pulled the fire alarm to get out of taking a test they didn't study for
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I couldn't stop laughing at Capricorn and Aquarius 😆
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Zodiac Sign's
HumorThis book is just random things about your sign. Such as traits and similar stuff. Irregular updates. *DISCLAIMER* I do not come up with these, I find them online and transfer them here for people to read.
