Old Friends [{Joshler}]

*rihanna* WORK WORK WORK WORK

My alarm blares, violently waking me before it stops. "What the fuck?" I whisper, opening my eyes to find a yellow head of hair. "Oh shit!"

Josh turns and looks at me. "No homo." To which I stand up and start getting dressed.

"Why do you keep saying stuff like 'no homo' and 'lets lay in the same bed platonically'? Dude, I get it, you're straight." I begin to go on a tangent, suddenly having a burst of energy.

"It's like 4 in the morning."

"Yeah. I have work."

"Work work work work work work see me do the der der der der der der glabba dabba shout shlur shlur shlur shlur shlur."

"What?"

"It's the Rihanna song."

"You didn't answer my question. About the homo." I walk up to my dresser and grab black skinny jeans and a blue Mickey mouse shirt.

"Oh. I'm tired. Lemme sleep." He fakes a snore.

"Bitch." I laugh as I pull my shirt over my head.

"I might be asleep, but I'm not deaf." He slurs.

"BITCH!"

"Ouch. That one hurt."

"Good." I giggle, jogging into the bathroom to to brush my teeth. Two minutes later, I come out to see him asleep, wrapped up like a burrito. (a/n my phone auto corrected that to bandito and first xD)

I walk over to his sleeping frame, and listen to his breaths to make sure he is actually asleep, and when I'm certain he is, I gently kiss his forehead. Then I'm out the door, the sky turning pink slowly. What have I gotten myself into?

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Josh's pov

I wasn't asleep.

I was gonna scare Tyler as he walked out of the door, but uh, he kissed my forehead. Uh. Well.

I sit up, realizing I have nowhere I can go, so I probably should get a job. Get money to live by myself. Because he's gay. And I'm straight. And he kissed my forehead. And I'm straight. I'm straight. I didn't like it. I'm straight. His lips didn't feel like clouds because I'm straight.
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A/n:
Short filler, oof

Sorry, I got bored

But Joshler is finally happening, so that's good

I hate this chapter so much ahhh
- M