iris
I've taken it upon myself to make this gc to discuss maria's stupiditymaria
wait
excuse me
whatjake
I'm down!!iris
excellent
and look at that -- we're all here
so, without further ado, I'll move us onto the first and only matter of business up for discussion today:
maria giana franco is an idiotmaria
maria giana franco would like to object to thisiris
overruled, because anyone who talks about themselves in the third person doesn't deserve to have an opinion here today, or anywhere else, any other dayjake
can't argue with that
it's a fair judgementmaria
hey!
I thought you were gonna be on my side, traitor
I am HURTjake
I am on your side!!
which is why I think it's super important that you realise the extent of your idiocy
it's for the bestmaria
idk
I feel like you should endlessly agree with me instead and let me continue to make bad decisions and suffer as a result of them !! ((:jake
hey now
good friends aren't here to be pliant and agreeable, we're here to tell you when you're being a dumbass so that you can, you know ,,,
not be a dumbass anymore!iris
jake is surprisingly right
he's absolutely awful at articulating valid points well, but he is rightmaria
iris are you ill
is this a crisis meeting
because you ?? agreeing with another human being ?? unheard ofiris
I said he was right
I never said I liked him in any way, shape, or form so we're good
all has not descended down the rabbit hole yetjake
ouchmaria
did you expect anything else?jake
noiris
he knows me so well already
gross ://maria
oh good
well, I'm glad we had this talk
go team!
and now, also, on the subject of things going
I must
goodbyejake
oh no no no
nice try but get back in heremaria
but wHYiris
honestly?maria
yeahiris
because I'm concerned that someone is going to file a noise complaint against us due to all your crying and complaining, and I like living in this apartment
it's cheap, like me, and I don't want to be forced to leave
especially not over something as ridiculous as a boy, of all thingsmaria
you can say you care about me if you want to
it won't hurt you, I promise!iris
it would hurt my pride and my reputation, mariamaria
one day I'll get you to admit itiris
I would never be so weak
not even on my death bedjake
alrighty
so anyway onto what we wanted to discussiris
ah yes!
maria
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