FOR LONDON [1: TOM HOLLAND]

CHAPTER TEN

iris
did you eat today
not because I care about you
just because you can cook better than I can and I'm hungry
also you haven't left your room today
but that's irrelevant

mar
what

iris
feed me
I can feel myself wasting away into non-existence

mar
dude you know where the kitchen is
hop to it yourself

iris
excuse me
it's your responsibility to make sure I eat

mar
ahjsjsjsjsjsj
hOW

iris
you're my mom away from mom

mar
hold on
I'm tearing up
I think this is the nicest thing you've ever said to me
I need to scrapbook the momentous occasion

iris
we were having a moment and you ruined it
I hope you're happy, you monster
I'll never show an emotion again because of you

mar
)):
what if I order takeout for us though

iris
I can't be bought

mar
you can pick where from?

iris
I can be bought for the right price

mar
budgetless
limitless
imagine the possibilities
as much food as your cold, dead, little heart desire for free

iris
hnnngggg
SOLD to the sad lady in the cat pyjamas

mar
my card is on the table
go nuts

iris
heoieiheeioheo
oh bOy
you're gonna regret this

mar
what's new there
story of my life ://

iris
stop making this sAD
stop ruining my DREAMS
and let me order enough chicken fingers to sink a cruise ship full of people in peace

mar
dear god your dreams are weird

iris
thank you

mar
not sure I meant it as a compliment but alright

iris
what are you even doing in there though
again, not that I'm remotely concerned for your health and wellbeing
but I haven't even heard you move at all today

mar
that's bc I'm stealthy

iris
that's a big fat lie

mar
you know me so well
AWE BBY 🤧💕💝💓💝💖💞💞💖💖

iris
gross
tell me what you're doing or I'll call jake and he'll catch a flight out here to annoy you out of your room

mar
not again, iris
he's in scotland

iris
and still
he's done it before from further away for lesser reasons
you fuckin know he'd show up

mar
I hate it when you're right

iris
so

mar
so?

iris
what're you doing that's stopping you from being disgustingly, happily, productive

mar
music

iris
more words please

mar
writing music
I'm in the mood

iris
the mood
or A Mood

mar
yes

iris
no no
which one
there's a difference

mar
is there though

iris
yes
a significant one, at that

mar
in that case
I am both

iris
stop being difficult maria
that's my job
you can't steal it from me

mar
watch me

iris
that's it
I'm calling jAKE

mar
don't you dare

iris
ooOOoooH
was that a dare

mar
???
NO

iris
idk it sounded like a dare to me

mar
please stop with the empty threats
we both know you're too tight to pay for an international phone call

iris
oof

mar
what?

iris
it was just --
that sounded like a dare too

mar
you're impossible

iris
*improbable
I exist, therefore I'm not impossible

mar
you're the worst
I hate you
I hate you SO much
I hate you the most

iris
these are awfully harsh words from someone whose money is literally in my hands rn

mar
idc
my next release will have me RICH
all I'm producing is quality material in here

iris
good you're gonna need it
bc by the time I'm done with this you're quite possibly gonna be declaring bankruptcy

mar
awesome
now I've gtg
v busy

iris
too busy to talk to your best friend, you witch

mar
uuuuuh
yep!
post me some food under the door when it gets here

iris
we'll see about that