mar and like whoa people have hella conspiracies about who the three boys are
iris oof sounds super rough
mar it is! like it wasn't meant to go off like THIS
iris mar that SUCKS but hey! here's an idea
mar yeah ??
iris yeAH! go to sleep and then you won't be thinking about it anymore ((:
mar I fucking HATE u
iris I'm glad! I aim to please
mar hi glad, I'm maria nice to meet you
iris c'mon man though like ofc there were gonna be theories can you seriously tell me that you weren't expecting people to dig a little ??
mar I really really wasn't
iris hOW
mar I didn't think anyone cared lmao
iris brat oF COURSE they do ur great
mar 🤧💘 that's true I am
iris besides you LIVE on the internet how did you not consider that this would happen
mar idk :////
iris oh well! too late now! the theories are out there, mar ooooOOH who do you think they'll figure out first?? my money's on tom he'll probs accidentally reveal it himself
mar nO his stans will come after me
iris sounds exciting! 12/10 can't wait
mar this wasn't the supportive conversation I wanted
iris welcome to the real world bby it's shitty and you're gonna have to deal w that
mar no I'm gonna live in my little dream bubble for a while thank you also c'mon be real they're gonna figure out jake first he's not subtle
iris you encourage him you make him that way you ruined that sweet boy
mar I mean that's not not true
iris you're not even sorry about it either
mar not at all! but dude oh my god you should SEE some of these theories they're insane
iris you know what else is insane?
mar what
iris the feeling you get after a good full night's sleep!!
mar dude wtf the fuck this one links me up to the illuminati how do they always find a way to do that
iris because they've probably been awake for 27 hours like some other head ass I know
mar I don't think you used that right :/
iris what a shame! I don't care :/
mar damn okay I see how it is
iris would you look at that there IS a first time for everything!
mar but eH enough about little old mE and how the internet has me more fucked up than usual how's your night been??
iris my what?
mar night!
iris yes goodnight! :))
mar damn that was clever fuck u but also sleep well ily 💝💕💘💘💓💖💗💞💖💖💕
iris iris gifted you an audiobook!
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