legendary irony

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by ryanbot

by ryanbot

It was a peaceful day in the forest as a lone, small pokemon lay seeping a tree. The pokemon in question was a celebie. Normally, it would never keep itself in such an exposed state, but it was very deep in the woods, and no one else seemed to be around. So withouta care, it had gone to sleep on a large tree branch, head on one hand, the other dangling off the branch.

But just then it felt a little tweak on it's right foot, making it giggle. Howeve, it just brushed away the feeling with it's other foot, and kept napping. But a minute later, the feeling came back, but didn't stop. 'Stahahahahahahahahahahahahap!" Celebie giggled,now awake and tugging on it's feet, only to find they were stuck.

Turning it's head, Celebie found it's feet were bound to the branch some strong vines, and that there was another vine swirling around on it's right heel, making it giggle madly. Soon enough, another vine come and got it's other heel, causing it to stat laughing. Celebie was already trying to use it's powers to call away the vines, but could'nt seem t do so for some reason!

"STAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP!!!!!!" Celebie screamed as they move to it's more sensitive arches. Right now it was squirming around on the branch and beating it's hands on it trying to madly get it's poor sensitive feet away, but it was no good.

A few minutes after this started, Celebie suddenlt brusted in LOUD laughter. The vines had gotten it's weak spot; right between the balls of its feet and it's arches. By now the poor pokemon was in ticklish agony, tugging madly, squirming, and crying as it laughed. It's was begging for this to stop, but only in mind, since he couldn't even talk he was laughing so much. However, about two minutes later they went to the balls of it's feet, allwoing it to breath a bit as Celebie laughed less.

"PLEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHASE NOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOHO MOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHORE!!!!!!" it begged as the vines moved toward the top of it's feet where the toes would be. Celebie was sure the torture wasn't gonna stop by now. He couldn't even concentrait to use it's powers of nature anymore. And things quickly got worse, as more vines came up to get all over it's feet.

By now poor Celebie was near silent laughter, covered in sweat and tears, and wishing more then anything for it to stop. It was squirming on the long, strong tree branch, unable to do anything but hopeless tug at it's trapped ankles. And then, with one particuraly violent jolt, it hits head on the tree trunk, and hard. A second later, Celebie passed out.

When Celebie woke up about an hour later, it rubbed it's head slightly. "Ugh, what happened..." it asked itself, before the memory of the tickle torture came back, making it fly into the air. It looked around the surrounding area, trying to find any possable cause for the odd event, but though it search for an half hour, it found nothing.

"Oh well, best not stick around here to let it happen again," it sighed. Celebie then turned and glided away to find another area to spend the day.

Late that night, while Celebie was curled up asleep at the base of another tree, it woke up to a familiar feeling, a tweak on it's right foot. "Oh no..." it gulped, opening it's eyes and looking down, This time, it's whole body was pinned down by vines, limbs spread out, other vines waiting at the ready all around it's body.

"No, no, noHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!!"

The end