tickling birds

fbi navel bugs.

The year is 2027 and the United States is in a state of conflict, ideologies/movements have violent clashes. A group of misandrists(man haters) known as the Fairies of Dawn have taken over Montana, Wyoming, South Dakota and North Dakota. Those 4 states are under a brutal misandrist dictatorship, the only hope is the group called the league of egalitarians, a group that opposes the fairies of dawn and aims to eliminate double standards, acquire equal rights for all people without giving special treatment to certain groups because egalitarianism is true equality and that's what this group wants. The most respected person in the group is a young man named Tony Shokuhito. Tony is attending a rally of the League of Egalitarians, Tony is one of the most well dressed males in the rally. He wears slim fit black corduroy pants with a black belt, a white long sleeved buttoned shirt and a black tie, his shoes are formal shoes. The leader of the league of egalitarians is a man named wilhelm Friedenherksteller. During the rally one Tony's friends Michael approaches Tony in a worried manner, he tells him "Tony, something went wrong at a protest against the Fairies of Dawn at the Idaho and Montana border" Tony asks: "what went wrong?" Michael says:"We lost contact with our protesters, we fear that they might have been killed or captured" this wasn't surprising since the Fairies of dawn were know for shooting unarmed people. Tony says:"we have a agreement with the fairies of dawn, they aren't allowed to cross the border." Michael says:"I know, that's why I don't like this at all." Tony replies:"neither do I, they must be stopped before they decide to annex more territory. I am going to go investigate the Idaho/Montana border." Michael says:"what!? You can't be serious, who knows what those fairies will do to you if they capture you, they know who you are, they know that you are a serious threat to them." Tony says:"I already have a fail safe plan if they capture me" Michael says:"you are a brave man Tony, be careful, this is obviously a trap intended for you" Tony replies"I know." Tony then leaves the rally, as he starts to leave all the females in the rally stare at him and check out his face and his well toned body like his his butt, his torso and his arms. His corduroy pants are tight on the butt  and his white long sleeve buttoned shirt fits tightly on him, so obviously the females are checking him out.  one particular female blows a kiss at him, this female is the kind of woman Tony likes. She is pale,has hazel eyes, has dark brown hair and she is wearing corduroy pants. After this Tony gets in his car and drives to the Idaho/Montana border, he is in shocked to see fellow members of League of Egalitarians lying dead on the floor. Tony gets out of his car and is disgusted to think that the fairies of dawn killed unarmed civilians. Suddenly he hears footsteps and realizes that female soldiers of the fairies of dawn surround him, all of them are fair skinned and most have their hair dyed red. 2 of the women approach him from behind and restrain him by grabbing his arms. Tony doesn't resist, he is docile. 2 more women approach him from the front, one has her smartphone out recording him and broadcasting it live at the league of egalitarians rally and the other woman who appears to be the leader looks at Tony and says:" relax sexy boy, you and I are going to have a little chat" Tony replies sarcastically: "I wonder what kind of chat" the woman giggles and says:"the kind were you eventually have nothing left to say" she then laughs in a sinister way and tells her fellow misandrist soldiers "put this man in the car, I will conduct the interrogation at our headquarters." One of the female soldiers goes up to him and says: "sweet dreams sexy" she then places a cloth with chloroform on his face as he is rendered unconscious. The women place him in a armored car and drive him to their headquarters. Meanwhile the people attending the League of Egalitarians rally were left in shock, angered and sad to see what happened to their hero, the woman who blew a kiss at Tony at the rally starts to cry. The misandrists carry Tony who is still unconscious inside the interrogation room of the headquarters, they place him on a chair and stand behind him. Tony regains consciousness but his whole body feels fatigued. The leader and her camerawoman walk in, the camera woman starts broadcasting the video live to the league of egalitarians rally. The female leader says:"I am going to ask you a few questions Mr. Shokuhito, first how long have you been in the league of Egalitarians?" Tony doesn't say anything, the female leader gets close to him and starts rubbing his thighs to feel his corduroy pants. The leader says:"you men really think that you're invincible don't you?, don't get me wrong Mr. Shokuhito, you're a very sexy man, but you're still just a man. Fine lets skip this question, it's not important. Next question, where are all the league of egalitarians' headquarters located?" Tony just laughs in her face and says:"you said I would have nothing left to say." The leader looks at him in a hateful way and says: "that's not what I meant, now answer the f****** question!" Tony replies: "how about you just ask all the questions first?" The leader says: "fine,  3rd question, what are your plans for us the fairies of dawn, and lastly how much do you know about our plans?" Tony didn't know that much so he replied "all I know is that you are a bunch of misandrists" the leader's face turns red in anger and she looks at her two female soldiers behind him and nods at the them, the two females place duct tape on his mouth. She says: "I told you you have nothing left to say" the 2 females grab him, throw him against the wall and unbutton his white shirt to expose his chest, his abdomen and his navel. The females throw him on the table face up and hold him down by placing one of their hands on his upper forearms and the other one on his thighs, they rub his thighs to feel his corduroy pants, once again Tony remained docile and didn't resist the misandrists, meanwhile the people at the league of egalitarians are watching this and are very worried, especially all the female members of the league of egalitarians. The leader walks up to Tony and licks his navel while at the rally the woman who blew a kiss at Tony thinks:"get your filthy hands and tongue off him!". The leader then says: "I told you that you would have nothing left to say Mr. Shokuhito, now we will get our answers the hard way." Tony tries to curse her but all he makes are muffled sounds:"mmmoommmph", she pulls out a small metallic box and pulls out what looks like a 1 centimeter tadpole, she presses it and it transforms into a 5 inch robotic bug that looks like a shrimp, she places it above his navel, the bug immediately starts to burrow into his navel as he makes moans and muffled noises:"mmmmmoomphmooommph". Even though the bug is hurting him, Tony is still feeling pleasure from the navel bug. all the men at the rally start cursing at the misandrists, while the women in the rally start to cry. The woman who blew a kiss at him keeps crying and starts yelling in horror:"stop it, you are hurting him you monsters!"even though she was little sexually aroused from seeing Tony's abdomen and navel but she didn't like seeing him in pain. As soon as the bug is completely inside Tony's stomach, the female leader asks Tony:"You liked that didn't you?" Tony looks at her and then manages to grab the fingers of the two women who are restraining him and bends their fingers, he wiggles free and throws the two women across the room by using Aikido wrist throws. The leader tries to throw a punch at him, but Tony grabs her arm with one hand and he removes the duct tape from his mouth with the other hand. He then tells her:"you took the bait" as he throws her onto the other two misandrists in the room, the woman that's recording him didn't stop recording and just looks at him. The people at the league of egalitarians rally breathe a relieved sigh since Tony managed to subdue his captors. As soon as Tony leaves the room she stops recording. Now the female leader and her 2 female soldiers stand up and tell the camera woman:"don't just stand there, do something!" The camera woman tells the leader:"Tony is right, you are just a bunch of misandrists that get pleasure out of torturing men. You people make me sick, what you just did to Tony is barbaric! Good thing Tony managed to escape from you people." The female leader replies:"You treacherous b***h!" The two female soldiers restrain the camera woman as she drops her phone, remove her turtleneck shirt now exposing her navel, they place duct tape on her mouth, throw her on the table, hold her down, they rub her legs to feel her corduroy pants and grasp her thighs. The female leader tells her:"let me guess, you have a corduroy and navel fetish as well." The female leader pulls out the small metallic box and pull out another chip and activates it. She places it on her stomach and the bug burrows into her navel as the camera woman tries to yell in pain and pleasure: "mmmmmmooophfmmmmmoopmmmmmmmmmm!" As soon as the bug is completely in her navel, the female leader tells the camera woman:" hope you enjoyed it cause that will be the last pleasure you ever feel" she pulls out a pistol and shoots the camera woman in the head. Now the bug crawls out of her corpse from her navel and transforms into the chip, the female leader picks it up and places it in her small box. Meanwhile Tony Is using stealth to escape the headquarters. He sees a room filled with classified documents, he goes in to collect random documents but 4 reveal shocking details, one talks about operation snowfall: the misandrists' plan to take over both the North and South American continents. The second one is operation black widow: the misandrists' plan to eventually lock up many males in special prison camps, It also sugarcoats the plan by stating: "males will not be harmed and can bring their belongings and clothing". Obvious propaganda attempting to make it seem less barbaric. The third one is project banshee, a special kind of weapon that can cause mass paralysis. The 4th one is a description of the navel bugs: which reveals it's a mind reader bug.  Tony collects these important documents and continues his escape, once he gets outside, he gets in one of the armored vehicles and drives away from the misandrists' headquarters. He makes it back to Idaho and drives to the the league of Egalitarians rally area as the rally just finishes, he gets out of the car and the woman who blew a kiss at him gets tears of joy, runs towards him and hugs him tightly. She says:" We were so worried about you, we saw what those women did to you. Are you alright?" To which Tony replies: "I am fine but I need to remove this bug." Members of the League of Egalitarians look at him with joy and run towards him and tell him how worried they were about him. Michael comes up him and says:"That was quite the stunt you pulled off, allowing yourself to get captured and escaping on your own. I am just glad you are on our side." Tony presents all the documents he found to his fellow League of egalitarians members. The woman who blew the kiss at him introduces herself:" I am Karlene Schneider." Tony replies"nice to meet you." they both shake hands. Karlene says:" I think I know how to remove the bug from your navel, let's get inside the building." Once inside Karlene tells him:" I've known about these navel bugs for a while and built a device to remove them from your navel." She pulls out a device that looks like a taser but Has tools in the front. Karlene tells him:"please unbutton your shirt and lie on the table" as Tony lies on the table with his chest and navel exposed Karlene smiles and bites her bottom lip in a aroused manner. She places the device on his navel as the device's tools start to probe his navel. Tony feels a tickling sensation in his navel, gets sexually aroused by it and starts to giggle. Karlene smiles at him and says:"it feels good doesn't it? Tony says:"It sure does" Karlene says:"alright this might sting a little bit" she presses the trigger on the device as it releases a small electromagnetic pulse discharge that shocks his navel to deactivate the bug and uses the tools to pull out the bug from his navel. The tools on the device also close the incision in his navel, now Karlene takes the bug that was in Tony and puts it in a small container, to study it's technology later on. Karlene asks Tony:"how are you feeling? Tony replies:"very good". Karlene says:"I was thinking maybe we can go have a nice dinner at one of my favorite restaurants, would you like to go?" Tony replies:"Of course" to which Karlene says:"awww, thank you" as both go out on a date. 
Milly and I sleep on my bed, Milly uses my bare chest as a pillow. In the morning Milly and I wake up with a tickling sensation in our stomachs that was caused by our navel bugs. I make breakfast for Milly and I, the breakfast didn't go well with our navel bugs. Our navel bugs and the breakfast made Milly and I very gassy, our flatulence had a much stronger smell.