Ari's Bois
You:
BITCHES GET WHO JUST GOT LAID
Prickk:
What
Mop:
The
Riceball:
Fuck
Datboi:
Ari, what does 'laid' mean?
You:
SHIT
*PAID
Riceball:
Ah I thought you'd found someone who loves you
You:
Oi drop it kissy boy
Stfu
You know I don't like the frick frack
Datboi:
What's a 'frick frack'?
You:
Oh yeah
I forgot we have an infant in the chat
Datboi:
What is that supposed to mean?!
Riceball:
You ask too many questions
Datboi:
I'm curious about life >:|
Mop:
Sex
'Laid' means sex
Datboi:
YOU FUCKED SOMEONE?!
Prickk:
Was it good?
Was there tongue?
You:
Where's the holy water?
Prickk:
Living room, coffee table, corner closest to the TV and the door to your bedroom
You:
Why is it in the front room and not in the fridge?
Mop:
We had to give it to Liam when we walked in on Tayum with his dick inside a girl
Riceball:
DUDE YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE
You:
Tayum
You did what?
In the living room?
On the sofa?!
YOU BETTER SLEEP WITH YOUR EYES OPEN
Prickk:
Shit
Breathe, Ari
You:
Ok
guess who just got P.A.I.D.
Mop:
Possibly you?
You:
How'd ya guess?
Prickk:
Because thats usually how these conversations go
You:
Oh bitch you rite
Mop:
But how'd you get paid? If you've forgotten, you're a sad student without a job because you apparently value your education even though you don't study or shit like that and just watch Friends on Netflix all day religiously.
You:
Don't question how I got paid and
listen up
Ya kid right here got fifteen cash cash monie monie in their pocket and are suggesting we waste it on pizza instead of textbooks or some shit
Riceball:
Are you high?
You:
Hi, am I what?
Prickk:
NO TAYUM DON'T DO IT
Riceball:
High
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