4 Guys Stole My Flat

Notification! (1)

Group:
Prickk, Mop, Datboi, Riceball

Prickk:
Ari, why the fuck have you created a group chat?

You:
No swearing!
There's kids here! Haven't I told you that enough times by now?

Prickk:
Oh, so we can't even swear in the group chat now?!
Great!

Riceball:
But, like, seriously tho...
Why are we speaking in a group chat?

Datboi:
Because it's fun!
Look, I can spam emojis!

Prickk:
Don't you damn dare, lil boi

Datboi:
Okay! I won't!
You didn't need to put you middle finger up to me...
If Ari was to see that...
Hang on...
HOW DO I DELETE A MESSAGE?!

You:
ARCHIE, YOU DID WHAT?!

Prickk:
I didn't do anything!
Liam's talking out his ass!

Mop:
That's not nice, Archie

Prickk:
Hop off my dick, won't you?! >:(

Datboi:
Hop of your what?

You:
Liam, sweetie, I know you're pure, but you're not this pure
You do know what a dick is, don't you?

Mop:
Liam, why did you just look up nervously at me?

Riceball:
Oh my god!
Liam doesn't know what a dick is!

Datboi:
Someone tell me what it is!

You:
Sorry, Liam but I'm not going to tell you that
ARCHIE ZIP YOUR PANTS UP RIGHT NOW

Riceball:
What the fuck, Archie?!

You:
TAYUM

Riceball:
Sorry Ari
I didn't mean it

Prickk:
But I'm sure Liam wants to learn what a dick is
And I'm up for teaching some sex education ;)

You:
No
But maybe he does but YOU'RE NOT SHOWING HIM IN MY HOUSE
LET HIM BE AN INNOCENT CHILD

Prickk:
:(

Datboi:
I am not innocent

You:
Yes you are, sweetie
Now don't go searching what a duck is

Datboi:
I know what a duck is

Riceball:
Quack quack motha fukker

You:
*DICK

Prickk:
You called?

Mop:
Did you have to do that?

Prickk:
Sure did

Riceball:
I'm gonna get a sandwich

You:
If you're going Subway, get me one

Prickk:
Yeah, of course Tayum is going to SUBway

You:
That was a LOW BLOW ARCHIE

Prickk:
Won't be the only low blow tonight ;)

You:
WHAT THE FUCK RICHARD