Mummy : Aastha Doodh dekhnaaaaaaa....
Me : Ha mummaaaaaaaaa
*goes to the kitchen deciding that 'aaj toh Kuch bhi ho jaye Doodh nahi girega*
*stares at the vessel of boiling milk*
*stares*
*stares*
Ki tabhi
Mummy : Aastha doodh jala toh nahi na?
Me : Aree nahi mummy. Aap Turant aa ke dekh lo.
Mummy : Nahi aana abhi kaam kar rahi hoon.
Me : Aa jao na!
Mummy : Nahi
Me : Nahi Nahi aa hi jao! Ab aao na (scoffs)
Mummy : Achha aa rahi hoon.
Me : Achha okk
*turns to the gas with a Jung jitne wali muskan*
*Doodh has already been boiled and jala too.*
Tabhi...
*Mom enters*
YOU ARE READING
The Chutiyapa Book
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