Peppa Pig X Reader

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     "Hey, so... you're new here right?" asked Suzy Sheep with a smirk on her face. "Uh yeah" I say crossing my arms. "I know that we just met but you a hoe" she said looking me up and down with a raised eyebrow.

"Don't you think I already know that? Your just jealous cus u flat af, and u smell like my Nanas B.O." I say as i'm roasting tf out of her. She tried to brush it off but her face was turning red with embarrassment. "Ugh... w-whatever." "Uh whatever? Stop being jealous cus u ain't tHicKer tHaN a sNicKeR, okay sweetie." Her and he friends walk off. First day off skool and the tea is already being spilt.

     A girl walks up to me. "Woah! Nobody's ever stood up to Suzy Sheep like that! What your secret?" She said looking real curious. "I'm just a baddie, it's what I do." I say confidently. "Hi i'm Zoey Zebra, what your name?" "Oh i'm Y/N" "Nice to meet you" We shake hands.

     "Hey... do you wanna sit with me and my friend?" And since i'm lonely af i agree.

     We sit down. "Uhhhh, where's your friend Zoey?" "She's paying for her lunch she'll be here in a minute." Me and Zoey make small talk as we wait for her friend. "What did your old house looked like?" she says. "Here I'll show you!" I look down at my gucci backpack and start looking for the picture.

     "Hey Zoey! Uh... who's that?" I hear. I quickly look up, and i'm glad i did, it was her, I was so nervous i was gonna pee. "Y/N, this is Peppa, Peppa Pig." I'm trembling she's so fine i can barely speak. "Uh- uh... n-nice to meet you p-Peppa." Her name suit her perfectly. She was the spiciest Peppa I've ever seen.