Peppa Pig X Reader

who is that?

I come to school looking like a complete thot, just loving the attention. People do say i'm thick for preschooler.  So many new faces. So many new places. everyone's looking at me, whispering. I already know what they're saying, "wow, is that the new girl? She's thicker than a snicker."
     "tHrrrrrRiNgg" Thats the bell. I head to class. Ready to flex my gucci flip flops and balenciagas (the ones that
look like socks). My first class begins. The teacher, standing in front of the class introduces me. "Hello kids, we have a new student with us, Y/N.  I expect you will all treat her with the same respect you show me, well hopefully better. Would you like to say anything about yourself to the class?" "Eh...Sure?" I say. "Hey, I'm Y/N, I'm new here London, but y'all already know eNgLanD iS mY cItY." I say while slightly shooping. The class is in awe, I can tell they can barely handle my flexing
     Everyone's shocked, I can see it one their faces. I see one face in particular that stands out. It's a bit difficult to see, they sit in almost the very back of the class, covered by more and more rows of faces. This face caught my eye in a good way. My stomach filled with butterflies as I got a full view. Yes, a pale pink face with rosy cheeks from heaven. Dark black eyes that i could look into for hours. And that mouth, she got lips like Kylie Jenner. Not only was she beautiful she was thick af, she was perfect.  "Go sit by Suzy Sheep!" Suzy Sheep? ughhhhhh, Shes so far from that girl . Even though i wasn't happy with the teachers decision, I did what I was told.
     As lunch approached, so did my butterflies. I was gonna try to sit with that girl. As I played out what I was gonna say in my head, Suzy Sheep and her friends showed up...

A/N:
oh yeah guys i forgot to mention that this is a joke so don't start flipping out k bye