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by ewstfupls

I bitched slapped Suzy right on her flat chesticles. "U vaGabOoooOndA !!!" she screamed. She's knows that calling me a vaGabOoooOndA was a BIG mistake, but not as big as my bootay. hehe. Well she deserved a bitch slap, after all she was one. Just thinking about her makes me triGeRed af. Suzy and her squad were soooo cringey and made me want to jump of a step stool and end it all, ahahahhaah, relatable right?? Suzy started crying her puke colored eyes out. "phfft, dude fr barely hit you." I said sounding two kool 4 skool. "b-BUT YOU HIT MY BOOM BOWS" She said sounding like a dying hyaena. "L M A O, HAHAHAHAHA U CALL THEM FREAKING boOm bOws." Peppa giggled.

Suzy was being a freaking cRybAby and went to the teacher and SNITCHED. ugh i hate herrrrrr. I've known Suzy for like 3 segundos and I already lOatH her. I cant imagine how Zoey and Peppa feel about her, they've know her for like, 10 whole years, or ... something. All I know is that I hate Suzy and she hates me, and if that's really the case, then so be it.

The teacher walked up to me. "So,
Y/N. wtf happened, why tf is Suzy being a little baby? I already have enough depression can u just leave her alone so i can get paid and go home."
"Well... what did Suzy say I did?" I asked. "She said you hit her in the boOm bOws, but idek wtf those are. I kinda just acted like it was a big deal or something so she could forget about it." She said. I honestly love this teacher so much she's a pHat mOod. "So.. what do we do?" I asked. " Just pretend like I got you in trouble or something." She said shooing me off. "lol okur" I said.

I go back to me seat and just think, what would Suzy do?? So i start "crying" my eyes out. "oMg lmao look at Y/N she's crying ahahaha. I totally got revenge on her." She said sounding like those popular cheerleaders in low skool rusical. I loved that movie so freaking much, but i still hate Suzy. Then Peppa came up to me, she actually thought i was crying. "omg what's wrong Y/N?? i hate to see you like this." Peppa said mournfully. I cant believe Peppa cares so much, what a cinnamon roll. she's the best!

I winked at Peppa to show her i was faking. She got the memo. "omG uR mOm diEd??" She screamed. Everyone ran over to me and hugged me. Then everyone looked at Suzy Sheep, disgusted with her actions. "SUZY UR SUCH A HORRIBLE PERSON" "SUZY HOW COULD U EVEN SAY THAT" "OMG SUZY IS SO MEEN" I heard all around the room, music to my ears. ugh how i love a good revenge story.