Peppa Pig X Reader

here goes nothin

     oMg i'm so nervous. oMg i'm so— dInG dOnnnG. Oh shoot she's here. I start running to the door but I trip on my sock on the way to the door. "aGahaHaahagA" I say as I fall to the floor. diNg dOng. I hear again. I quickly get up and open the door. "Hey! Uhhh.. Are you okay? It sounded like you died." "Oh that??? It's just... uhhh.. Oh! It's just a new fortnite dance i'm doing." "Ohhhhh that makes sense." I invite her inside. She looks around and easily makes herself at home. Instantly she looks through all my food. And honestly I don't blame her bc pHaT moOd. She takes a twinkie out of one of my cabinets and shoves it in that beautiful mouth of hers. "So... Ready for our—"   "Our date? Yes I am" She says smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy. "Y/N have you ever been skating before?" "What are you even saying?! Of course I have!" Okay I lied but only because I wanted to look too kool four skool, and just to mention, I did. "Great! I've been looking for someone who has mAd sKilLz like me." "Ready to go?" "You betcha!" She say grabbing an extra twinkie as we walk out the door.

     We arrived at the ice skating rink after about a ten minute walk. And since chivalry is dead I decided to bring it back to life for about .5 seconds and hold the door for Peppa. I guess she liked that because she got a real big smile on her face. We go up to the place where you get your ice skates after paying for our ticket to get in. Wasn't real expensive either. We go up to the booth and the guy asks us for our shoe size. "Oh i'm a... hmm... I think i'm a...7" The guy goes back and gets a size seven in ice skates. "And for you pretty lady." He says. That gets my HECKING TRIGGERD. "uH i woOd liKe iT iF yOu diDnT tRy piCkiNg uP oN mY gOrl." I say aggressively. "Okay geez back off." "I'm a size 18" She says slightly embarrassed. The guy laughs. "LMAO ARE U FR?? HAHAHAHAHA" He goes back to see if they even HAVE a size 18. Peppa hides her red face by looking down at the floor, starring at her feet. "Peppa, don't be embarrassed, You know what they say. If you have big  feet then you have a big heart!" I say. She smiles. "Thanks Y/N, hehe buttttt... that's not how the saying goes." The guy comes back. "Well I found these ice skates. They are about as big as my ego so here ya go." He hands them to her. We sit down and take off our shoes. Well, she takes off her shoes, I take off my gUccI sLidEs.

     I put on my ice skate but realized the strings are LITERAL TRASH. How the hecking hEck am i supposed to tie these. I fumble around with the strings for a bit until Peppa notices. "Here let me help you out." She smiles and starts tying them. "You'd think for someone who is sO gOod aT sKatIng they would know how to tie their own shoes." She teases. I playfully roll my eyes. "Its.. It's been awhile." She ties the shoes nice and tight and we get into the rink. I'm kinda flipping out because i have literally never been ice skating once in my entire life time. Peppa gracefully steps on the ice and starts to glide. I stand at the edge of the ice frozen (no pun intended) but... i think i just need to let it go... (that pun was intended) I step on the ice and fall right on my thicc booty...