Peppa Pig X Reader

seriously :/

uGh. Being mean to Suzy Sheep can REALLY tire someone out because i was doing it ALL day. When I got home I fLopPed onto my bed, sorta wishing that Peppa Pig could fLoP right next to me... but she was at her house... sigh. But it's okay, at least she's happy.

My daddy knocks on my door. "Come in!" I yell. My dad walks into my room and looks around. "I like what you've done to your room!" He said. I'm pretty sure he's lying those because I don't think he's ever heard BTS or watched The Outsiders because that was the only thing my room was covered in. "Thanks" I say with a forced smile. "Hey I've been meaning to ask you, how's the new school?" "Well if i'm honest... I'm pretty much the biggest baddie there, I'm the thickest, and the prettiest, and i'm popular af. sooooo... pretty good." I say without even looking up from my iPhone 78. "Well that's good to hear. Have you made any friends?" He asked. "Uh.. duh?? Do you think I don't have any friends of something???! DO YOU THINK IM A FAILURE OR SOMETHING? DADDY?OR SHOULD I EVEN CALL YOU THAT." I start bawling, he just reminded me of bad times... like when he bought my g-wagon in purple instead of pink, ugh just thinking about it is ew. But it's whatevs. "So is that a yes?" Said my daddy with a confused af face. "Oh yeah i have tons of friends." I say nicely. "What's their names?" "Eh idek most of them, but I knowwww.. Pedro Pony, Danny Dog, Zoey Zebra, and-and... p-Peppa Pig." I say day dreaming especially hard when I get to Peppa's name. "wtf why did you stutter on Peppa's name??" "tbh idk" I lie. "Well okay whatever Y/N i'm just gonna let you do your thing, fantasize or whatever." "Okay daddy bye." He walks out the door.

I cant wait to go to school tm! I have this outfit that makes danielle cohn's booty jealous (even though hers are photoshopped) Nobody could deny it, my outfit was the definition of sPiCeY. I wonder what Peppa is gonna think about it, I hope she likes it. Speaking of Peppa, she gave me her number so I'm gonna facetime her. I turn my phone on and type in my password "vaGAHaahahabOooOnDA.com" my phone unlocks. I click on the facetime app, then her contact. The phone starts ringing. "bRiiiInnnNgggG" "bRiiiInnnNgggG" "bRiiiInnnNgggG". I start to get really excited when I look at the top of the screen, "connecting..." Now Peppa's entire face is on my screen. "Hey Y/N!" "Hey Peppa! Wyd?!" I ask pretending i'm calm. "Oh i'm just watching the "DNA" music video, it's by this band BTS, but... you probably don't listen to them." My heart explodes in my head i'm like 'OMG OMG OMG SHE LISTENS TO BTS TOO' but I say "OMG OMG OMG YOU LISTEN TO BTS TOO??" I scream. "YES OMG I THOUGHT NOBODY IN OUR SCHOOL KNEW THEM." we are both getting a little excited. I start showing her the posters of them in my room, she shows me hers. We spend the rest of the night fangirling. If Peppa was anything... she was my expensive gorl.