"Jazz"
Jazz.
"Multiplicity"
Seth MacFarlane, man
Of many voices. Five that
I do know about.
--19 March 2011
"Communion"
I used to go to church,
Just to take communion.
A hymn.
A sermon.
Then you eat the flesh of Christ,
Which tasted like a cracker.
Next comes the blood of Christ.
First it tasted like Arbor Mist.
Next it tasted like Welch's grape juice.
Every three months.
I used to go to church
Until I realized that I could
Get better sleep at home.
A hymn.
A snooze.
A hymn.
Go home.
Amen.
Let us bray.
Hypocrisy.
Intolerant tolerance.
Let us judge people
And talk about them
And shun them
For not being like us.
For that is the Christian way.
Tolerate Christians;
Judge the rest.
Launch holy wars
Against those who do not
Have our beliefs.
They are liars after all
And must die,
So that they can feel the love of Christ.
Ten dollars for a bottle of wine.
Two dollars for some crackers.
Now I can have communion all
That I want.
Pass the host.
Pass the grape juice.
Let us bray.
Now it is time for a nap.
Zzz and
Amen.
Dormiamus in pace.
