PICKUP LINES // HHJ✔

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👶STRAY KIDS👦

minhoe
yo yo yo

i.n.and.out
hyungs

felix
what's up maknae?

byungchan
wait who changed my name?? did you sneak in my phone and changed my name maknae??

i.n.and.out
maybe?

changbin
guys i miss sopa

woojin
you think we dont

byungchan
yeah

jisung
then come back duh

seungmin
after the finals only jeongin will be left

i.n.and.out
where is hyunjin hyung??

seungmin
oh yeah about hyunjin

seungmin
i was reading his convo with someone

changbin
with who??

seungmin removed hhj

byungchan
what in the world

jisung
you should've made me do that min

seungmin
i'll let you do it next time

seungmin
anyway from what i read i think it's minji

i.n.and.out
minji lee??

jisung
should i remove minho hyung too??? pls!??

minhoe
hey

seungmin
not necessary

felix
what happened next??

woojin
yeah tell us

seungmin
bc i read that msg he received and it said "im inconsiderate, mean blah blah blah and fat"

jisung
did the she really say blah blah blah tho?

changbin
jisung i am so kicking you outta here

seungmin
oh yeah hyunjin messaged me why i removed him from the group but i didnt reply to him

seungmin
yet

i.n.and.out
lol hyung

seungmin
dont tell him just yet okay?

jisung
yeah ye

byungchan
what happened next???

seungmin
she seemed like she was mad at him

minhoe
i aint surprised

changbin
yeah she really gets mad at everything even when she was a freshman there i wouldnt fail to notice it

woojin
ikr

byungchan
is she perhaps annoyed by hyunjin?

minhoe
i agree with that 939299110029299 percent

seungmin
exactly!! it's because hyunjin keeps sending her cheesy pickup lines he got from google

i.n.and.out
which is laaaaaame

felix
i am so telling hyunjin what you said maknae hahaha

seungmin
and he is always around her which makes ppl badmouth her

jisung
no wonder she hates him

woojin
but doesnt hyunjin only stay put?? i mean he never sends messages to girls first

byungchan
yeah it's always girls who contact him first

i.n.and.out
so what do we do?

jisung
noThing

changbin
jisung istg do that one more time and you're banned from this group ever again

jisung
i aint kidding hyung

woojin
uh huh

jisung
what i mean is we should observe first

seungmin
i agree

jisung
let's only make a move when an actual drama begins

felix
wow i agree too

woojin
hmm tru

jisung
that way we all dont get too involved since the whole university's eyes are on us

i.n.and.out
that's right hyungs we shouldn't pry on it too much ppl will notice and bully minji even more

minhoe
if you guys are the reason my sister gets bullied istg i am so killing all of u

jisung
that's exactly what i am trying to avoid

changbin
finally jisung is helpful

jisung
yea ikr so when will u guys set me up on a blind date??

changbin
you can take minho

seungmin
im adding him back in act natural!!

seungmin added hhj

hhj
why was i removed??? who did it???

minhoe
"seungmin removed hhj"

minhoe
??

felix
are you acting dumb or did u hang out with jisung a little bit too much lately??

hhj
oh right

hhj
neither

hhj
anyway why was i removed?

jisung
natural

jisung
is this natural enough seungmin??

changbin
screw it jisung or i'll actually remove you

hhj
were you guys talking about me?

jisung
we naturally did not

hhj
yes you did

jisung
naturally no

woojin
this aint important no more im out

byungchan
same

hhj
then whyd seungmin remove me after talking about me??

jisung
naturally an accident

changbin
i cant take this anymore

changbin removed jisung