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Taylor: OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD

Selena: eh are you okay sis??

Taylor: JUST HYSTERICALLY SHIPGASMING

Selena: what? Shipgasming?

Taylor: F MY SHIP HAS SAILED SMTHNG LIKE THAT

Selena: o...kay

Taylor: YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST HEARD

Selena: uh huh

Taylor: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT IT??

Taylor: LIKE OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD I'M LIVING LEGIT

Selena: Oh my god 😂

Selena: Tay, why won't you just tell me?

Selena: you're puzzling me af

Taylor: geez :D

Selena: so, what's the hot stuff?

Taylor: OHMYGOD IT'S JUST SELENA GOMEZ AND JUSTIN BIEBER FINALLY GOT BACK TOGETHER AFTER TWO (STUBBORN, STUPID, ASS, DUMB, GRUMP, DAMN) YEARS!

Taylor: I WAS LITERALLY IN TEARS WHEN I HEARD ABOUT IT!!

Selena: oh...well...

Taylor: YOU SUCH A BITCH, YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU'RE ALREADY HAY ROLLING WITH JAY AGAIN! MAKING WHOOPEE AROUND AND MASSIVE DOSE OF CANOODLING

Taylor: BUT I HAD FORGIVE YOU. YOU'RE WAY TOO FORGIVEN, GOMEZ

Selena: yay I guess 😅

Selena: ...but as far as I know... there's no hay rolling, making whoopee happening atm, just a slight dose of canoodling I guess

Taylor: SOITWASTRUE?YOU'REBACKTOGETHERWITHHIM?

Selena: can you calm the fuck down and use lower-cased letters?

Taylor: ITSJUSTHOWCANINOTFREAKOUTWHENIFOUNDOUTYOUREOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD—

Taylor: okay :)

Selena: good. Well, not officially but... I guess, we are.

Taylor: OH NO

Taylor: YOU'RE STILL DATING MR. ATHLETE'S PUTH!

Selena: *cracks*

Selena: Athlete's Puth... Lmao

Taylor: I came up with that one! I'm so tired of ‘‘Puthetic” memes. Gotta give credit to dis gurl :)

Selena: okay, credit given *thumbs up*

Taylor: So, you're still dating him?

Taylor: Oh my goodness, Sel......

Selena: Ye, I know I know Tay...

Taylor: Do you feel bad?

Taylor: I mean you're cheating on him...

Selena: hush, stop rubbing it on me. I've been stressing myself up for that. I feel so much guilty. I somehow found a reason to hate myself.

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