I moved in with Bob a week later, and was surprised to see that his house was actually a swamp.
" Bob? I'm going out to a pickle farm, I'll be back in a few hours!" I shout.
"Okay! pick up some more flavoured dildos on your way home" Bob shouts back.
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I arrive at the pickle farm 20 minutes later and pick up a basket so I can collect some delicious pickles ( fun fact : pickles grow in the ground ) and walk over to one of the many rows of pickle tree ass things.
"a pickle for you and a pickle for me! yummy yummy yummy pickles fun to eat! round pickles square pickles ! chicken pickles! booty pickles! bisexual pickles! Penetration pickles! so many yummy pickles in the world! " I hear a voice sing. I turn around and see a girl wearing a white shirt that had a big pickle on it. She has a big ass basket in her hands and she is trying to pick out the perfect pickles ( idk how luke knows this yolo ).
" What's that song you were singing? " I ask bc I wanna know lel.
" It's a song I wrote about pickles! I absolutely love pickles so much omfjsjd they're so tasty ugh I wish I was a pickle!!!" She says enthusiastically.
I smile hella wide and say " Im luke" (I'm aware that 97% of the words in this that should have caps don't have caps but oh well #yolo)
" Im Kat ( I volim you) , but you can call me Pickles"
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an- yo I said on my instagram that id update when I got 10k and I got 10k so I'm posting it now! also someone drew me some awesome fan art omh I'll like try out it on the side when I work out how to!! anyway its almost 4am now haha thanks for all the votes and comments and shit.
next update - 30 votes , 6 comments (yolo)
