Ashton woke me up at 10am the next morning by throwing a jar of pickle juice all over me. Im still confused as to how he managed to get into my swamp but he did it.
He told me about a support group for people with weird addictions and obsessions. I tried to tell him its not an obsession. it's a life style. I love pickles, I don't have an obsession with pickles. I don't. The support group was in a centre in the centre of town.
That's how I ended up in a room filled with messed up teens that need to get over their weird obsession. Take Kit for example; she's here because her mum forced her to come. She has and obsession with biscuits and they're the only things she eats. And Monica, shes her because she dyes her eyebrows every second day.
I didn't want to be here, but Ashton promised that if I went he would tell me why he went to the therapy. I had been nagging him about him since I met him and I was finally going to get to find out.
It was my turn to tell everyone why I was at the support group. I confidently stood up and cleared my throat.
"My name is Luke Hemmings, I'm 18 (I STILL FEEL LIKE HES 17 OKAY), I'm here because my friend thinks I habean (I READ OVER THIS AND REALISED I WROTE HABEAN INSTEAD OF HAVE AN BUT IM NOT FIXING IT BC TOO FUNNY) I obsession with pickles but hes wrong. I just love pickles a lot. " I sit down.
"Okay whos ne-" Our leader is interrupted by a door slamming shut and we all turn our heads towards the door. Stood there in a bright green pickle outfit was Kat.
"Sorry I'm late I was getting my vagina groomed" She says.
AN- WHAT ON EARTH IS THIS IT TOOK BE LIKE 2 MINUTES BUT I GOT 5K READS SO I DECIDED TO UPDATE YAY!! ILL PROBABLY UPDATE AGAIN TOMORROW #FUN. BYE ((PS. FOLLOW MY INSTAGRAM IF YOU WANT @ASSHOLEHOOD))
whats your favourite song off the album?
mines is probably independence day ((they don't have it over here so I illegally downloaded it))
goal- 15 votes , 5 comments.
