I snuck into the bathroom real quick, having gotten my encounter with Flat-Haired Rick two days ago, I was cautious to go in there again.
I had a plan now, to go in and out fast.
There was no need for me to take a long shower, I wasn't grimy or anything.
I took my clothes off as the hot water ran and then jumped in, my hands rapidly going for the shampoo.
My hands rapidly went for the soap and the pouf and rubbing fast.
The sluggish sound of the portal came again.
"Oh, what the fuck?" I whispered.
How did they even know when I was in the shower?
I heard steps but before he'd try anything, I got out, landing on a mat I'd placed and took the robe from the hanger and ran off.
"Rick!"
I slipped as I tried to stop to get into Morty's room.
"Shit! Rick!"
I went into Morty's room.
"Sarah!" He screamed.
"Oh my fucking god." I exclaimed as I saw Morty with his dick out, jacking off to the gun I'd used to kill Flat-Haired Rick with.
"What the fuck is wrong with you?" I asked, grabbing the gun and walking out the door only to hear laughter.
Rick was laughing with the portal gun in his hand.
A robot next to him.
"I'm GDS-435, what is my function?"
I squinted at Rick as I shot the robot in the head.
"What the fuck?"
"C-can you please close the door, I-I-" Morty stuttered but I ignored him.
Rick still laughed, "t-that was f-fucking good!"
"R-Rick, please? T-the door?" Morty continued.
"I just caught your grandson pulling at his dick, no it wasn't."
Rick looked over at Morty, "what the fuck dude?"
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sarah (rick sanchez x oc)
Fanfictionhe's a genius, he's tall, he's got blue hair, he's a raging alcoholic and is old enough be her grandfather but she could care less. ricks and sarahs were meant to be together but a shortage of sarahs has hit all dimensions. all sarahs being destined...
