The family gathered around the dinner table, they all held uncomfortable looks.
I thought it was hilarious, they'd obviously had heard Rick and I going at it last night but when I turned to Rick, he didn't really seemed to care.
"So..." Summer started.
"What, Summer?" Rick said, his eyes not leaving his plate.
I snorted, the laugh trying to come through but I cleared my throat.
"Look, dad, we got some complaints from the neighbors and..." Beth started slowly.
"For fuck's sake Rick, you're like three times her age!" Morty called.
"S-so?" Rick asked, "you know that doesn't even mean anything. There's no reas-URP-on why 18 should be the age of consent either way, d-did you know that, huh, Morty?"
"Okay, you pushed it a little there." I said. "What Rick means is that it's not your business, Morty. It's not anyone's business but ours because we're both adults."
Morty's hands went to his hair. "He's seventy! And you two were screwing around with the garage door open!"
"Alright, alright, we'll close it next time." I waved my hand at him.
"Okay...Step-Grandma Sarah." Summer said, still awkward.
"Jesus Christ, don't say that again." I said in disgust.
We ate in silence for a while until Morty talked again.
"He's seventy-years-old, Sarah!"
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sarah (rick sanchez x oc)
Fanfictionhe's a genius, he's tall, he's got blue hair, he's a raging alcoholic and is old enough be her grandfather but she could care less. ricks and sarahs were meant to be together but a shortage of sarahs has hit all dimensions. all sarahs being destined...
