"Favourite line?" Rick asked, the kids' feet visible from the crack in the garage door.
"You're the poet of my heart, never change and don't you ever stop." I replied, the Fleetwood Mac song always being my favorite.
Rick mumbled something under his breath about being fucked.
My head shot up, remembering something.
"I stole lube from The Walking Dead."
Rick turned to me, "what?"
"From the little pharmacy, I stole lube." I repeated.
He laughed. "A-URP-fter dinner."
I nodded, "agreed."
We stayed where we were, Morty walking in to see what we were doing, he looked exhausted.
Spending time with Jerry seemed to be more tiring than going to adventures with Rick.
I hadn't met this dimension's Jerry but regarding what dimension it was, Rick was not fond of Jerry.
All Ricks detested Jerrys.
We sat around the dinner table as Beth brought Chinese takeout for us.
I asked Summer and Morty about their day with their dad.
They replied that it was fun, their tone referenced the opposite.
"What did you and Grandpa Rick do?" Summer asked.
Morty made a face, "don't ask them that."
"F-fuck off, Morty." Rick burped at him.
I laughed, "we killed some zombies, actually."
Sumer looked disinterested but Morty turned to Rick.
"Y-you killed some zombies?"
I frowned but brushed it off, not worrying about it.
"Yes, Morty and after dinner Sarah is gonna lick, lick, lick, lick my balls!"
I snorted, "stop that."
"Did you like that? That's a catchphrase." He said, his eyes turning elsewhere, not really anywhere though.
I frowned at the spot.
"Funny." I agreed.
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sarah (rick sanchez x oc)
Fanfictionhe's a genius, he's tall, he's got blue hair, he's a raging alcoholic and is old enough be her grandfather but she could care less. ricks and sarahs were meant to be together but a shortage of sarahs has hit all dimensions. all sarahs being destined...
