"Are you fucking serious?" I asked as Rick stood next to me over a juice spill in the frozen food isle.
Rick laughed, "I heard you can't move from a spill until someone cleans it."
"How is this going to make it any better? Now I have to stand here, I can't go anywhere with you still!"
Rick opened a portal against the freezers with waffles inside, Morty walked out with what seemed to be me.
"What in the fuck, Rick?" I called.
"Its a rob-URO-ot of you, s-she'll take care of all of this." Rick explained.
I stared at the robot and nodded him to make it do something.
Rick tried to walk into the puddle of juice and the Sarah Robot stopped him.
"I'm sorry, sir, there seems to be a spill here and you will have to go around to grab the items you need, someone will be here to clean it up soon. Thank you." It said to him.
I stared at it, measuring the odds of it working.
Most important of all, I thought of what the day would be better spent at, spending the day with Rick and Morty in an adventure with strange creatures or getting yelled at for a "slave-like minimum wage".
Rick shot the portal into the waffles again and I went to grab a tub of ice cream from the freezer.
"It's raspberry." I said.
I took Rick's hand and walked into the portal with them.
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sarah (rick sanchez x oc)
Fanfictionhe's a genius, he's tall, he's got blue hair, he's a raging alcoholic and is old enough be her grandfather but she could care less. ricks and sarahs were meant to be together but a shortage of sarahs has hit all dimensions. all sarahs being destined...
