But then, I was magically brought back to life by the Danimal's Monkey. So, I licked his tip. He said that wasn't sufficient payment. So, I shot him in the head and he thanked me.
Then I watched porn with Chowder and Codename Kids Next Door. In the porno the Kids Next Door hung Chowder and then proceeded to slap him with their ass cheeks. Chowder was so happy that he was busting on his toes while he was being hung. Then La La Loopsy hopped out of the closet holding Hello Kitty's bush. and ate it. Chowder then hopped down and went to get his favorite beverage.......Clorox mixed with some shake dat ass. He went to buy his drink from Bojangle's.
But on his way Ronald McDonald hopped out of a car, where he was raping three year olds. He forced us to eat his Big Mac. But then the KFC dude died by talking about chicken. So, we drove to New Zeland and the Wiggles started having a mandingo party on me. Then the Fresh Beat Band put all their instrument inside of me. Then Handy Manny crawled out of the ocean and got handy with me. I got so scared, that I ran to Australia where dingos had a dingoman party with me.
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The Bushy Odessey
HumorMy friend and I had began writing crazy, nonsense, funny stories by passing it back and forth. They were never longer than one page long. However, one day I brought a notebook to school during our junior year and suggested we fill it up. This is tha...
