But, then the horse from Toy Story 2 started getting rowdy so he stole Cinderella's slipper with his ass cheeks and kept running. Cinderella called Ben 10, Mrs Hyatt, Lebron James, Nick Saban, the Hulk, and Chicken Little to go get her slipper back. So they all went to Lebron James house to stratagize. After they ate tip, watched McDonald's Fat Ladies, fucked, died, died again, forgot what was going on, and made 40,000,000 pornos to pass the time, they came up with a plan. The plan was Ben 10 would turn into something gay, but sexy. While the horse was distracted Nick Saban would tackle him and start dry humping him as hard as possible. Then, Lebron James would come in and dunk his ball juice all over his bushy bush eyebrows.
So, Paw Patrol, Bubble Guppies, Toucan Sam, and Dead Caillou broke into Lebron's house and jazzed everywhere. Ben 10 showed us why he is called Ben 10(if you know what i mean) and then i had to eat Cinderella's booty. It tasted like shit. So me, Ben 10, Caillou in Jail, Dead Caillou, Young Caillou, Old Caillou, Bubble Guppies, Paw Patrol, Madison, Donald Trump, Obama, Jahiem, Mr Rodger, Daniel Tiger, Elmo, Regular Show, Swiper, and Flapjack had an orgy. Then we all made a new plan. Bob the Builder would take all his vehicles and they'd rape the president, George of the Jungle. Then me, Gangster Curious George, Billionaire Curious George, Trans-sexual Curious George, Handy Manny, YG, Danny Phantom, the Wiggles, and the Fresh Beat Band get naked and dance on the lawn, while the Wild Kratz get wild and rape the entire government. Then we will pick a new president.
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The Bushy Odessey
HumorMy friend and I had began writing crazy, nonsense, funny stories by passing it back and forth. They were never longer than one page long. However, one day I brought a notebook to school during our junior year and suggested we fill it up. This is tha...
