Then, I woke up from my fun dream. When I woke up, I was sitting on Mr. Gillespie's's face and his eyes were eating my ass's ass. Then my ass busted all over his face. He was so happy that he died, spoke at his funeral twice, and had 17 babies. He named them all 69. Then out of nowhere Swiper the fox stole all of them and put them in his ass. Swiper the started raping Boots until his boots turned green. Then my super bush jumped out of my ass and went to save Mr. Gillespie's babies while Mr Gillespie was preparing for his 42nd funeral speech. My super bush then put his ass in Swiper's ass and sucked him clean. Then out of nowhere Doc McStuffins started swinging her dreaded bushy bush around. Sadly, it killed Swiper. Then Super Why hopped out and started fighting Word Girl. Seven seconds they made a porno. The porno was so good that they became the dictators of the universe. But, sadly a half of a second later they were assassinated by Swiper. Then out of nowhere Amazing World of Gumball came out of the closet and married Martha Speaks. They had one child, Phineas and Ferb. Phineas and Ferb were so happy they made a baby with themselves right after their birth. They named their baby The Magic School Bus. After they made thirty-nine seven-hour pornos, they died from dehydration. Then, Gravity Falls ran for president. Sadly, 273 centuries later, the assassinated themselves.
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The Bushy Odessey
HumorMy friend and I had began writing crazy, nonsense, funny stories by passing it back and forth. They were never longer than one page long. However, one day I brought a notebook to school during our junior year and suggested we fill it up. This is tha...
