Then my lungs crawled out of my ass because I was smoking too many fidget spinners. And then Swiper tried to swipe my lungs, so me, Dora, Boots, all 453 McDonald's Fat Ladies, and Yo Gaba Gaba said "Swiper! No Swiping!" and he ran to China, ate a cat, and committed suicide. So we went to his funeral where he gave a good speech. Then he swiped his speech and ran. So we chased him down, raped him, and shot him, and killed him. Then he killed Blue's Clues so we killed 53 times then we had another funeral where he spoke, then swiped his speech, so we chased him down and raped him and killed him. Then, he killed Blue's Clues again and we killed him 59 times. So, we had another funeral, but we chopped off his arms and legs and let him give another speech., then he ran off with it on his eye lids, but he fell and died and buried himself.
Then, he unburied himself and swiped Nick's lips. Then the Transformers united together to stop the world's most dangerous dead fox: Swiper. Swiper then recruited the Muslims responsible for 9/11 who drove the planes into the buildings. When they fought everybody died except........The Fresh Beat Band. But 3 seconds later the Wonder Pets killed them with their pet bush.
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The Bushy Odessey
HumorMy friend and I had began writing crazy, nonsense, funny stories by passing it back and forth. They were never longer than one page long. However, one day I brought a notebook to school during our junior year and suggested we fill it up. This is tha...
