The Bushy Odessey

Chapter X

        When I found out that my pillow pets were having mandingo parties on my roof without me I got mad. I got so furious that I called him......yes I called him......I called the Gingerbread Man. He came and pulled his Gingerbread stick out and raped them all. Then Swiper came out of his gingerbread bush and swiped him and ate him. Then me, my Zhu Zhu pets, the Danimals monkey, the kids from Boon Docks, Huey, Duey, Luey, Zack and Cody, Hanah Montana, Camp Lazlo, Jimmy Neutron, Team Umizoomi and Young Thug gang raped Swiper until death took him.

        Then Oscar the Grouch jumped out of his garbage can for the first time and landed inside my mandingo party. Then the sausage from Sausage Party started a sausage only party on my Krabby Patty. Thats when Pichachu hopped out of my refridgerator and started lighting up his balls for a surprise attack on Mia Khalifa. But Mia Khalifa got raped and me, her, and Ron Swanson made a new rape porno. The best to ever be aired on Sesame Street. After Pichachu power fucked Mia Khalifa, me President Uncle Grandpa, Sandy Cheeks, Swiper, the Teletubbies, Gay Caillou and the Wiggles got together to watch gay animal porn. So then we all started beating our meat very violently. The teletubbies beat theirs so hard that they got more diabetes and exploded. Then Swiper swiped our orgasms and ran away and then proceeded to have all of our orgasms! We were so sad that we cried, died and shot up the gay dead pencils. After that we chased Swiper down and gang raped him until he gave us all of his money. It took 11 years but finally he gave us all two dollars of his life savings. We took it to the thrift store and purchased some more orgasms. We jazzed so much that we all drowned in our delicious creamy jaz.

         After we jazzed and drowned again and again we then continued to jaz and drown until we ran out of jaz. Once we ran out we ran to Arby's for more and more jaz. They costed three Scooby Snacks. Sadly, I didn't have that much money so I called Alexander Shunnarah and sued Arby's for charging so much money for a lifetome supply of jaz. After 2 seconds I won the case. After that I put all of the jaz in my closet and left to go to the huge mandingo party that was going on in my pocket. After I got done sharing my kids with Dora, Boot, the Lucky Charms guy, the Cheeta from Cheetos, all the fish from Nemo( except Dory because she said that she only sucked Joe Lombardo), 3 honey buns, Pinochio, Almost Naked Animals, Selena Gomez's eyebrow, me Barney's helpers, 38 hillbillies, Bill Cosby's son Alvin and the CHipmunks, my granddaddies big hairy rusty musty wrinkly balls, my 9 year old brother's 44 year old transgender Barbie doll, Sandy Cheek's nipples, my pet orangatang's pet orangatang, Curious George, E.T's ass crack, Freddy's mom from ICarly, Zoey 101's little brother, Whoopi Goldbergs dreads, a pizza hut pizza with my old milk, and a 55 inch vibrator attatched to my pregnant uncle. After all of this I went home to drown in my jaz again.