The Bushy Odessey

Chapter IX

              But then a Chef Boyardi can hopped out of my bush and followed me home and raped me in the shower. I cried til I died. Then I got arrested. But, as the cops were taking me to the cop car the Teletubbies hopped out of the back of the truck and raped the cop car. The cop car got so angry that it called Aquaman. And they gave the Teletubbies diabetes. The Teletubbies already had a severe case of diabetes so they all died. When they died the cop car and Aquaman raped them for 250 dog years. As I sat and watched, I suddenly realized I was Ironman. When I remembered I was Ironman the police officers who arrested me got so excited that they proceeded to rape me until I forgot I was Ironman. When they were done I realized I can turn into a fox named Swiper. So I turned into the fox and swiped their virginities. They appreciated this but when I swiped their virginities they died. While they were dead they made up their mind to make the best porno ever. That is when I realized my penis is half an inch wider and longer than the Eiffel Tower, so I asked to join. When they said no I ran home and jumped in my microwave. While I was in there the Kool Aid Man slapped, raped and pillow fighted me with his air conditioner. 

              So I hopped out of the Microwave and landed in Camp Lazlo. They all had a mandingo party on me so I ran and accidentally killed the president, Pennywise. At his funeral he gave us all balloons and said he was happy he died because he was tired of eating little kids. He wanted to eat fat old ladies with saggy booties so we buried him and raped him.

              Then out of nowhere Doc McStuffins muffined him with her stuffins. Then the Octonauts raped her with their submarine. Then Special Agent Oso put his ass bush on the Submarine. The submarine drowned and exploded. Thats when Finn and Jake made love and made 31 babies at the same time. Princess Bubble Gum made babies with Chnitzle from Chowder. Lightning McQueen made babies with Fionna from Shrek. And Alice in Wonderland made babies with Steven Universe. Then the Secret Saturdays hopped out of nowhere but I told them it was Friday so they left, But I lied.Then my pillowpets crawled on my roof and had several mandingo parties without me............