The plan worked. Now its time for a new president:
STEP 1-All the candidates have an epic mandingo party on Scooby-Doo.
STEP 2-All the candidates must watch McDonald's Fat Ladies porn for 892 hours.
STEP 3-All the candidate must die 8 times and speak at their funerals.
STEP 4-Then the candidates must have a Hunger Games.
STEP 5-They vote for who should vote for who should vote.
STEP 6- 9/11/01
STEP 7-A new president is chosen.
The candidates: The Fresh Beat Band, me, the Danimals Monkey, the Fairy Odd Parents, Hilary Clinton, George Washington, and Blues Clues. During step 1 Hilary Clinton got shot but forgot to die, so she died, then quit. During step 2 Blues Clues went crazy, died, left some clues, killed his owner, then died and left. During step 3 The Fresh Beat Band accidentally 51 times and got disqualified. During step 4, Pennywise hopped out of a bush and raped me and the Danimals Monkey to death so we quit. But, then George Washington died, so he quit. In step 5 the Fairy Odd Parents forgot to vote so they got fired. In step 6 9/11 got 9/11ed so hard he started 9/11ing. Then Pennywise was chosen to be president. So Uncle Grandpa was now vice-president.
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