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Love? It's easy to say you're in love, or 'Yes! I'm in love!' If... If you're a MAN.
How about the girls? Keeping their feelings? Maghihintay na lang sila, na iyong guy na mismo ang unang lalapit. You know, iwas rejection kung sakaling hindi ka type nang nagugustuhan mong lalaki--
"Wait, wait, wait! Anong panahon 'yan?! 60's? 70's? 80's? O 90's? HALER! For FRIES SAKE... 21st century na kaya 'no! Ano'ng sinasabi mo'ng MAGHIHINTAY? ASA! Uso na kaya ang babae ang nanliligaw
...sa bakla. Yup! Bakla, baklush, beki, gay, shokla, juding, bading, bayot, sirena, dyosa, diwata at kung anu-ano pang tawag niyo sa kanila."
"EHEM! People around the Philippines, o kahit sa ibang bansa pa, pang World Wide naman ang beauty ko. Charot! Anyway, saan na ba tayo? AH... I'm Juvianna Marie Sarmiento, YANNA for short. 20 yrs. of my age. SINGLE (capslock para intense), pero hindi na magtatagal yan.
I'm Yanna! Proudly says That I'm in love with a gay soon to be a guy. Haha, confident lang ang panghahawakan ko. I'll make HIM fall for me by, SEDUCING THAT GAY!
Dahil naniniwala po ako sa kasabihang, 'Ang baklang hindi madaan sa santong paspasan. Daanin sa dahas at santong dasalan'. Iyon lamang po," then I bow my head. Haha charot!
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"Seducing That Gay!"
by: IamMissMie (Normie Soriano)
xoxo
