"ASHTON YOU FUCKER GET YO SELF OUT OF UR GIRLFRIEND AND DRIVE ME TO SCHOOL" Michael yelled up the stairs.
"WHY? YOU GONNA DITCH ANYWAYS" Ashton yelled back.
"JUST PULL OUT SO YOU DONT GET HER PREGGO AND GET ME THE FUCK TO SCHOOL" Michael yelled back.
"FINE" Ashton screamed, slamming his bedroom door shut before waddling down the stairs.
"Hey! Nice to see you again! Now get me the fuck to school." Michael said.
"Whyyyyyyy, you don't do anything but sit there and get in trouble." Ashton whined.
"I. want. to. go. now. get. in. the. fucking. car. and. drive. me. to. hell." Michael said demonic like to his friend.
"Fine Mr. I don't want an education but I want to go to school. Get in the ducking car." Ashton said, walking out of the house.
They pulled up to the building and Michael smiled.
"BYE YOU FUCK TURD, SEE YOU LATER." he said slamming the door shut, skipping into the school.
Skipping down the halls, he heard someone yell; "Aye Michael, your gay is showing!" and being the smart ass he is he replied with; "That's the point fucker!" and then continued skipping down the hall.
He got to his locker and pulled out some books for his first classes. Walking down the hall, he spotted Calum talking with some kid he didn't recognize. Michael ran up and jumped on Calum's back without warning.
"Aye you fucker what r u doing?" Calum whined.
"I'm being Michael. Now who's your hot friend." he said, looking over at the blonde boy who's face was a bit red.
"This is Luke. He's new here now will you get off my back?" Calum asked. Michael leaned down and licked his face before jumping off and standing in front of the new boy.
"Dude, you're like 9ft tall." Michael said looking up to Luke.
"Dude, I'm only 6'4." Luke replied in the same tone of voice Michael was using.
"So your like 9ft tall." Michael said dead serious.
"Ohmygod." Luke said under his breath and Calum gave him a sorry look.
"So Lukey Pukey, what's your first class?" Michael asked.
"Uhh, science with Mrs. Tishbus." he said looking at his schedule.
"ME TOOOOO!" Michael said jumping up and down. "I'll take you, lets go!" he said, grabbing Lukes wrist, skipping down the hall.
"MIKEY, DONT DO ANYTHING TO HIM!!" Calum shouted from where they had left him.
"I CANT MAKE ANY PROMISES!!" he said continuing to drag Luke down the hall.
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After school, Michael waited for Ashton to come pick him up but his lazy ass never came so he had to talk in the cold winter air a whole 15 minutes. Once he got home, he slammed the door shut and walked straight up to Ashton's room.
"WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING FUCKER, YOU FORGOT TO PICK ME UP AGAIN AND NOW IM GONNA DIE BC I HAD TO WALK HONE IN THE COLD." he yelled at Ashton who didn't reply because he was too caught up in fucking his girlfriend. Michael, on the other hand, didn't even care that he had walked in on them doing the frickity frack. He just yelled some more.
"ASHTON PULL YOUR 8.8 INCH COCK OUT OF HER RIGHT NOW." Michael still was being ignored.
"I S2G ASHTON IF YOU DONT PULL OUT NOW ILL DO IT FOR YOU." and that caught Ashton's attention. he stopped fucking his girlfriend and she went home. Ashton took a shower and when he was done Michael came right up to him looking very upset.
"Mikey, u okey?" Ashton asked.
"I have a problem." Michael replied
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problem // clemmings
Fiksi Penggemar"dude what the fuck" warning: this story contains v much sass, sarcasticness and the word fuck. it may be offensive to some readers. but like seriously I say fuck a lot and it has nothing to do with their personalities whatsoever it's just basicall...
