I realized I wrote this is Michaels pov so in the next chapter it will be back to third person instead of first
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Today was the day to launch my plan to get into a repaltionship with Lucas. I woke up and did everything I could to impress him with out him realizing that I was trying to impress him. I ran out of the house and headed to school. Once I made it to school I walked off to math.
Yay!
Sarcasm.
Anyways, I walked in and Luke had transferred into the stupid kids class because the other class must have been too hard for him and outside I'm like 'aw that must suck for self esteem' but on the inside I'm like, OH FUCK YES THE SEX GOD IS IN MY MATH CLASS!
Then I realize Calum was in this class and I was just kinda like )))))))))):
So, I took a seat next to Luke and I prayed Calum didn't sit on the other side. Luckily, some other kid got their first and Calum couldn't. He didn't even show up to class so yay to me. As the teacher blabbed about God knows what -I'm not paying attention- I look over at Luke, who's looking at his workbook with his tongue sticking slightly our of his mouth and his eyebrows furrowed together.
I decided this would be a great time to start my plan!
I tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention. He looked over at me in confusion.
"Do you know how to do this I'm lost." I said.
"Yeah it's easy. Use is over of. It's easier" he said showing me what to do.
"So if '44 is 26% of what number' is your problem set it up like this," and he showed me how or set it up and them to cross multiply then divide.
I showed him my answer and he told me it was correct.
"Thank you Lukey!" I said smiling.
"No problem" he said, returning the smile.
As much as I wanted to, I didn't bother him throughout the rest of the class. I didn't want to push anything, I mean we just met and all.
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Calum finally showed up at school when he sat down with me at the lunch table. Luke soon walked over and plopped himself down in the bench. Calum took the opportunity to get close with Luke. He was basically sitting on top of him asking him simple questions to get to know him better. I could tell he was a little uncomfortable from how close Calum was sitting but the questions were cool. I found out his favorite band was Blink182, his favorite color is blue, and that he sings and plays guitar.
I walked off to my last period of the day which was kind of a blur. Probably because I feel asleep. English is so boring. I went to my locker. Lucky for me I had no home work tonight. I was on the best team in the grade! GO TEAM B. Well, I'm not that enthusiastic about the team I'm on. Only when we don't have homework. So I walked out the the front of the school and hopped in Ashton's old car. We drove off half way home I saw a tall kid walking in the snow.
"ASHTON YOU FUCKER PULL OVER AND PICK UP THAT TALL BLONDE KID." I yelled.
"We really need a fucking swear jar." He said
"If we had one we'd both be broke now pull up to that kid."
"Yes you're majesty." Ashton pulled up to the kid and I rolled down my window.
"Need a ride, Lucas?" I said his head snapped over to me.
"You'd give me a ride?" He asked in disbelief. Yeah I'd give him a ride any day if you know what I mean.
"Yeah hop in" I said taking all my strength not to say on.
"Thank you" he said getting into the car. He gave Ashton directions to his house and I turned on the radio. Green Day's Holiday was on and I blasted it as all of us belted the lyrics out
Hear the dogs howling out of key
To a hymn called "Faith and Misery"
Hey!
And bleed, the company lost the war today
I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies
This is the dawning of the rest of our lives
On holiday
Hear the drum pounding out of time
Another protester has crossed the line
Hey!
To find, the money's on the other side
Can I get another Amen?
Amen!
There's a flag wrapped around a score of men
Hey!
A gag, a plastic bag on a monument
I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies
This is the dawning of the rest of our lives
On holiday
We pulled up to Luke's house and we said our goodbyes and see you tomorrow's before he thanked Ashton and I one more time and then ran into his house.
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Ashton and I walked into our flat and the first the we did was head for the kitchen.
"He's your problem isn't he." Ashton said stuffing his face with a cookie. I nodded and he smiled.
"Man, you need to get on that horse." He said and I shook my head.
"How did I get stuck living with you?" I questioned.
"Because your parents hated you for being gay and I was the nicest and only friend you had to take you in."
"Yeah don't remind me."
"Awwwwwwwww I luh u mikeeeeey!"
"I luh u too ashy" I said, before picking up a pizza menu and dialing the number.
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So if you didn't read my little thing at the top this is in first person and not third. My mistake and it will go back to Normal in the next chapter anywhore; I WENT TO WWA ON THE 7TH AND HOKY FUCKITY FUCKING FUCK IT WAS AMAZING. I HAVE MAJOR CONCERT DEPRESSION LOL IN LIKE ALL MY 5SOS VIDEOS ALL UIU CAN HESR IS ME SCREAMING AND YELLING MICHAELS NAME OALQOKSNVNMOWPAPDKCM. Anyways I hope you liked this chapter and I'll probably update later bc I'm gonna be stuck in a car for about four hours
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