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"Hello?" Michael said, answering his phone
"GUESS WHAT MIKEEEEY!" Calum screamed from the other end of the line.
"what fucker it's early and I'm not in the mood." Michael said annoyed
"I did it." Calum said, and Michael could hear the smile on his face
"did wha-" once Michael realized what Calum meant, he dropped his phone and was completely shocked.
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Calum happily pranced around the halls of the school, hoping his plan would work. Calum had decided that he would lie to Michael and try to get him off Luke's back. From the phone call, Calum was sure it was working as if right now. He was just hoping Luke couldn't blow it for him.
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"ASHTOOOOOOOON!" Michael cried from the bottom of the stairs.
"What's up?" Ashton said coming towards the boy laying on the floor.
"Calum got Luke's booty before I could even ask him on a date." Michael said upset.
"So, Calum got the booty but you could get all the rest. What's stopping you from still asking him out." ashton said shrugging. Michael perked up and looked at Ashton and a smile formed on his face.
"I need your help planning a date." Michael said pulling Ashton to the kitchen.
"you have school though..." Ashton reminded.
"WE DONT NEED NO EDUCATION!" Michael sang. Ashton shook his head and began helping Michael plan his date.
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Luke walked up to his big home and stepped inside. His mom was yelling at the kids she watched during the day.
"Marco!" she yelled.
"Polo!" one of the boys screamed.
"Guadalupe 1, Guadalupe 2, Guadalupe 3 get yo bums over here now and if you can find Macro, grab him!" she yelled as three boys came tuning into the kitchen. Luke shook his head and walked up stairs and locked himself in his room.
He took out his Michael shrine and lit some candles as he prayed, asking Alexandria as loudly as possible through some speakers.
Michael was walking up to the Hemmings home when he all of a sudden got really nervous. He stopped at the end of the drive way and called Ashton.
"Are you sure this is gonna work? Is it going to be a good first date?" he asked.
"Yes man just chill out and go get your man!" Ashton said before hanging up the phone.
Michael took a deep breath and headed up the drive way. He got to the door and heard some yelling but shrugged it off and knocked. A little boy answered the door and smiled at him. From in the home he could hear someone shouting.
"MARCO ANSWERED THE DOOR!" a little boy screamed.
"SOMEONE GRAB HIM!" he heard a woman yell then the boy by the name of Marco was gone. All of a sudden a woman appeared at the door and smiled at him.
"Hi hon, what do you need?" she asked.
"Can I talk to Luke please?" Michael questioned and the lady turned around and headed to the stairs.
"LUKE SOME FINE PIECE OF ASS IS AT THE DOOR FOR YOU. GET DOWN HERE!" she yelled and smiled one more time at Michael before trying to catch Marco.
"hi." Luke said.
"hey." Michael replied.
"what's up?"
"Um actually Luke, I was wondering if you'd like to go in a date with me. Like right now." Michael said looking at his shoes.
"OHHH EMMM GEEEEE! YESS!" Luke shouted. "where are we going?" he questioned.
"You'll find out." Michael said smiling, while he lead him to a blue box and Matt Smith popped out to greet them.
They walked inside and it started to whoosh and swish, the next thing they knew they were in Antarctica with tacos in their hands.
"BRA HOW DA FUQ DID WE END UP AND ANTARCTICA!" Luke yelled.
"I WANTED TO SHOW YOU DA PENGUINS." Michael yelled. Luke made a :O face and ran out of the tardis. Michael ran after him and they saw a bunch if penguins.
"I want to touch it." Luke said.
"I don't think that's a good idea bay bay."
"IWANTTOTOUCHIT!" Luke screamed and ran toward the penguins but soon ran back bc they were now chasing him.
"MIIIIKEEEYYYYY SAAAAAAAVEEEEW MEEE! AHHAHHAHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhHaaahahHhAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAaaaaahhhhahaAHAHAHAHahhhhhhhhhhAAAAAAAAAAaaaAAAAAGAHAHAHAYGHHHHHHHHHHH!" Luke ran back into the tardis and it started doing it's whoosh whoosh thing.
Michael stood there alone in Antarctica, abandoned by his date and Matt Smith. He was upset bc he didn't know how he was going to get back home but he took the opportunity to do what he's always wanted to do. He pressed play in the remote he brought with him and the Macarena began to play.
"READY, 1 2 3 GO!" Michael screamed and all the penguins broke into the dance and it became a giant flash mob.
The whoosh whoosh came back and out popped David Tennant and he yelled at him to get back in and he did as told.
"go change." David ordered and Michael walked away.
Opening a door to a room he say frerard cuddling. He sewed then left to another room. He opened another door and saw Larry making out while management was stuck to the wall, forced to watch them. He shut that door and walked into another one.
Michael gasped at he sight.
"ASHTON DA FUQ U DOIN FUCKING MAH BESITE. CALUM DA FUQ U DOIN FUCKING MAH ROOMATE, MAH BESTIE AND MAH BROTHA?"
"Why does he get three names and I only get one?" Calum pouted.
"bc those are what he is now end dis Cashton shiz now before I cut off both your dicks k? k." and with that Michael left and finally found the changing room. He shut the door to the room and looked at the kid smiling at him. Michael took a deep breath.
"I FOUND MARCO!"
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idk how long this was. it was pretty chaotic but Marco seems cool don't you think. anyways I honestly don't know what came out of this I'm just kinda sitting here and this poured outbid my head in like 20 minutes but it's an update so enjooooy!
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problem // clemmings
Fanfic"dude what the fuck" warning: this story contains v much sass, sarcasticness and the word fuck. it may be offensive to some readers. but like seriously I say fuck a lot and it has nothing to do with their personalities whatsoever it's just basicall...
