Faded // Calum Hood (under editing)

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"He's my stepbrother"

holy shitfuck.

I'm pretty sure my jaw is touching the ground right now .

Calum . is. Michael's. step .brother .

"He's your what ?" , I looked at Michael waiting for him to start laughing and tell me this was all a joke.

This is a joke , right ?

They're messing with me and they're gonna gonna start laughing in a second and tell me that my face is priceless.

or not.

They're looking at me completely serious and not saying anything to me and I now realize .

Calum is Michael's stepbrother and Michael didn't tell me.

I am the worst best friend ever . I never would've assumed that Michael was with him because he's part of his family now all because my hate for him was the only thing I could think about.

"oh my god , I'm such a bitch , Jesus Michael , why didn't you tell me that he was your stepbrother ?" , I'm a shit friend , I can see why no one wants to be friends with me.

"you never gave me the chance , you just kind of assumed that I blew you off for Calum -which I kind of did , but that was for family reasons and it was important - and then tried to make me choose between you and him and then pretty much chose for me , which was unnecessary because I was gonna choose you anyway " , that was a mouthful.

"I'm feeling the love " , Calum placed his hand over his heart in mock hurt.

"shut up cunt , no one was talking to you " , I pointed a finger at Calum. "I know Michael , I'm sorry , I blew it out of proportion and I should've let you explain and I'm sorry and I just need my best friend back ."

I stared at him with pleading eyes , waiting for an answer.

"you mean your only friend " , Calum fake coughed from his spot behind Michael.

"would you shut up and go away . Don't you have something else to do , like be stuck up Luke and Ashton's ass ? " , I snapped.

I'm gonna rip his head off I swear to god.

Michael started laughing , "that could be taken two ways."

"I'm pretty sure Cara takes it both ways ." , Calum mumbled under his breath.

That's it .

I lunged forward and tackled him before Michael could catch me .

"YOU STUPID ASSHOLE WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM , I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU , YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME , WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO JUST COME IN AND JUDGE SOMEONE BASED OFF WHAT EVERYONE ELSE SAYS !" , I just kept hitting him .

"MICHAEL ! HELP ME ! GET THIS THING OFF OF ME " , Calum tried blocking his face from my fist.

"you brought this on yourself bro , you're on your own " , I could hear the laugh in Michael's voice.

Michael started walking off to the kitchen mumbling something about chocolate pudding .

"you're a complete and utter ass , you know that right ? " , I went to hit him again but he caught my hand and pushed me off of him.

"what he fuck is your problem ?" , he glared at me , straightening out his shirt.

I stepped closer to him and poked his chest , " you're my problem ."

Just then Calum's phone went off and he pulled his phone out of the pocket and I'm guessing he didn't like whatever he saw on the screen because his face just got even angrier than before.

"MICHAEL GORDON CLIFFORD , YOU SENT A VIDEO OF THAT TO LUKE ?!"

I couldn't help it , I busted out laughing and he glared at me , only making me laugh harder .

I followed him to the kitchen , which is where Michael was sat eating a chocolate pudding and his phone in his hand with the biggest smile on his face.

I walked over to him and snatched the pudding cup out of his hand along with the spoon .

"HEY...that was my pudding cup "

"You're gonna have bigger problems than her stealing your pudding cup when I get done with you ." , Calum shot Michael a glare so deadly that if looks could kill , Michael would be brutally murdered right now .

"what is wrong with you ?"

"you just let a girl beat you up " , Michael was trying hard not to laugh and all that did was being on another fit of laughter from me.

"I didn't let her beat me up. " , Calum grumbled .

"Just own up to it , You got your ass kicked by a girl. A girl that is half your size at that. " , Michael high fived me .

Michael looked at me , " This is why you're my beat friend ."

Calum huffed and turned around and stomped away .

"that was very girly of you !" , Michael yelled after Calum.

"shut up Clifford "

I looked at Michael and started laughing again .

Don't dish out what you can't take Calum .

Cause it will come right back at you.

••••

whooo

yasss

Cara beat some ass .

some muscular ass

but ass none the less.

omfg I can't with myself right now .

ok , bye now.

also ...

you should go read my best friends(calumdiyhoodlum) Calum Hood fanfic , its called Night time . Its really good .