Cara's helping me watch the twins today .
Riley's here too . The twins are keeping her entertained , and by that I mean they're cursing at the t.v whilst spongebob is on and she's having trouble breathing because she's laughing so hard.
Calum was in his room because he doesn't want to slip up and say something rude and get his ass beat . also , Riley's a sneaky mother fucker and there's no telling what she'll do.
"Mikey"
"Cliffer "
"I want some chocolate pudding "
The twins were standing in front of me and Riley's laughing had died down and she was now sitting next to Cara .
"They don't have any " , Cara looked at me.
"Yea , we don't , we're all out"
"Then go buy some " , Rory me an 'is you stupid ' look.
I almost told her a straight up no .
Almost.
Then I remembered who I was talking to.
I learned the hard way no to tell those two no . When they want something , they get it.
"But I don't want to " my voice came out in almost a whine .
"You could always make Calum go ." , Cara butted in.
"CALUM"
That was Arden.
"CAL-PAL"
That was Rory.
Calum came out of his room , standing at the top of the stairs . "What do you want , you heathens ?"
"Excuse me ?" , Arden put her hand on her hip.
Riley had walked upstairs to go to the bathroom.
"What do you want , your royal majesty ?" Calum's voice dripped with sarcasm.
"They want you to go buy them chocolate pudding cause Michael's a lazy shit.
I slapped Cara's arm .
"Ow , you asshole. "
"I'm not going anywhere , to get them anything. " Calum pointed from Arden to Rory.
Rory started on her way toward him and when she got there she kicked him in his knee . "oh , you're going and you're going "
"Ok , I'll go "
Calum is terrified of a 5 year old.
He practically ran down the stairs and out the door.
But , Cara started laughing . She was looking at the top of the stairs .
I followed her gaze and saw Riley standing on the fourth step to the bottom , with Calum's wallet in her hand.
Calum turned around patting his pockets , then looked up. "What--when --how did you get my wallet ? What the hell ?"
Y'all haven't realized I can pick pocket ?"
"Yea , we noticed , but how ? "
I'm genuinely curious as to when and how she learned this .
"I don't care , just give me my wallet back ." Calum snapped.
Riley opened his wallet and looked through it. "Ok , Calum Thomas Hood " . She threw it at him , hitting him in the head.
"Thomas ? Imma call you Thomas from now on " , Cara laughed.
Calum walked out the door , grumbling.
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We didn't really do anything when Calum left , except finish watching spongebob.
When he cane back , the yeins pretty much attacked him for pudding.
The rest of the day was truly uneventful for us.
"Do you want to learn how to pick pocket ? "
Riley stared at Mr and Cara waiting for an answer .
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Michael's POV. Hayyy (probably the only chapter with a POV other than Cara's I'll do )
This chapter is ahit and it's just a boring filler but I ain't got shit else that I can think of , so sorry for this. I am working on a chapter rn that is very interesting which is the reason for the fillers that are just boring and I'm sorry.
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Faded // Calum Hood (under editing)
FanfictionA story in which an outcast falls in love with a "cool kid ". euphoriicirwin © 2014