Faded // Calum Hood (under editing)

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[un-edited]

I probably won't be updating as much in like 3 days because school starts and I won't have a lot of time , but I'll try my hardest to update every day I promise.

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Something tickled my nose waking me up slightly and I figured it was just Michael messing with me until whatever was tickling my face started moving .

it fucking moved , like it was walking.

I opened my eyes because hell there's something moving on my face and I would like to know what it is.

The second I spotted it , I screeched so loud I'm sure I disturbed the whole neighborhood.

That thing that was on my face was a spider.

A turantula to be exact .

I jumped up and smacked it off my face .

I'm wide awake now .

I heard laughter from across the room , but it wasn't just one person.

Luke , Ashton , and Calum were all on the other side of the room laughing so hard that their faces were red.

"it's not fucking funny , I could've died " , I snapped.

"you can't die from a tarantula bite you dumbass " , Luke started laughing harder .

"did I say I was gonna die from it biting me ? no , no I didn't . I was fucking talking about the heart attack you just gave me . "

We all got quiet when Michael came down the stairs .

"would you all shut up and quit yelling ?"

"nopety nope nope , you shouldn't of gotten drunk off your ass last night and you wouldn't have this problem " , I walked over to Michael and flicked his ear , "so you shut up . "

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Michael and I fought over how stupid he was for getting that drunk for like ten minutes till the devil himself and his clan had to put their two cents in which resulted in Michael getting irritated and cussing us all out , using some words that I'd never even heard before.

So , now I'm sitting at home contemplating whether I should spend my Sunday at home or actually do something productive with my time .

I ended up deciding against doing something productive with my time and decided that I was going to become a burrito.

By 'become a burrito' , I mean wrap myself up in as many blankets as I can possibly wrap around me -without suffocating myself - and going to sleep for the rest of the day .

So that's what I did.

and I stayed like that for the rest of the day.

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short update , but hey its an update .

I had nothing better to do , I'm at chuck.e.cheese and if I don't occupy myself imma strangle one of these loud ass kids that don't quit screaming.

anyway .

have fun with the update.

ok , bye now.