Faded // Calum Hood (under editing)

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I'm dedicating this chapter to Victoria (calumidyhoodlum) cause she's my best friend and also she gave me the idea for this chapter .

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I wasn't surprised that he just asked me was I crazy , but I mean he was asking for it.

"no , you're just the biggest asswipe I've ever met and I fucking hate you "

"feelings fucking mutual"

"did it hurt ?"

"did what hurt ?,when I fell from heaven ? "

There's the fucking cocky bastard.

"no , when you clawed your way up from the depths of hell " , I spat back venom lacing my voice.

Michael 'ooh'd from where he was with his head stuck in the fridgerator.

"shut up Michael , its not funny "

" it is funny , you two are the most hilarious thing I've ever seen ."

Michael shut the fridgerator door with a pudding cup in his hand.

pudding .Michael has pudding . and he ain't tell me .

"I want some chocolate pudding " , I looked at Michael with a pleading face.

"why , you don't need it . it's only gonna make you fatter "

"Calum shut the fuck up . I'm so done with your shit . "

"I'm so done with both of y'all's shit . why can't you two get along "

Michael is getting irritated with us and the fact that he is drunk and his pudding cup is almost gone isn't helping either.

"because your stepbrother is the devil reincarnated " , I glared at Calum.

Calum returned the glare , " because your best friend is a freak and I don't understand why you continue to be friends with her "

"you two are fucking ridiculous . Calum just go to bed before you get hit by one of the two people that you're highly pissing off right now and Cara just go sit in my room or the living room or wherever , I honestly don't give a shit right now I just want to go to sleep.

"who pissed in your cheerios ?"

That only made him madder.

"no one pissed in my cheerios . I'm getting irritated because this is stupid , you two are being just fucking immature AND my pudding is all gone. " Michael pushed Calum toward the door , '' Now shut up and go to bed , you two gave me a damn headache .

That's probably nothing to the one you're gonna have in the morning.

I was pulled out of my thoughts when the lights went off and the kitchen became pitch black .

"HEY! I can't see . don't leave me . "

I ran into the counter trying to find my way to the door.

When I got to what I thought was the door I ran right into a body.

"watch where the fuck you're going. "

"it's pitch black in here Calum , I can't see . why are you standing in the doorway like a dumbass anyway ?"

" CARA ! CALUM! shut the fuck up and go to sleep.

Calum walked out of the kitchen and I after him . I decided on not going and messing with Michael , I'll just stay downstairs for now.

I'm gonna get Michael back for yelling at me in the morning though .

I'm gonna get him good.

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Michael and his chocolate pudding .

Lucifer and drummer boy will be in the next chapter ..

some shits about to go down .

whhhaaaatttt

ok , bye now .