Faded // Calum Hood (under editing)

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I didn't actually get to sleep in like a burrito all day like I wanted to .

Michael called me about twenty minutes into my sleep time and asked me to come over and help him babysit.

Michael usually babysits the two five year olds that live down the street that I was talking about a while ago .

Their names are Rory and Arden and they are a handful so I can understand why Michael would want help.

Me being the good best friend that I am decided I should probably go help.

so I did.

I got here a good hour ago and now we are just watching spongebob.

well , we were at least . Then Calum came down stairs and took over the remote .

The twins must have gotten really bored cause they started fighting.

Me and Michael just kind of ignore it until we heard , "bitch , sit yo ugly ass down "

All three of our heads snapped to the left so fast I could've swore I got whiplash.

"who the fuck do you think you're talking to ? " , Rory pushed her sister off the couch.

Calum looked like he couldn't believe it. He looked at Michael and me , "are you just gonna let them curse ?"

"ignore them , they'll stop eventually ..they do this all the time . " , Michael replied nonchalantly.

Calum interrupted the twins argument and asked them , "where do you learn all that foul language from ?"

"your mom " , Arden put her hand on her hip.

"but you don--"

"she learned it from your damn mom " Rory interrupted Calum .

"your five , you shouldn't be cussing "

"who asked you ? "- "you Asian looking motherfucker " , Arden and Rory spoke at the exact same time.

I could've swore Calum's jaw dropped to the floor .

"I'm not Asian "

"you're about as much Asian as you are a dick "

All of our mouths dropped open at that.

Just then the doorbell rang .

Michael got up to open the door and it was The twins mom .

Calum got up off the couch and walked over to the door .

I saw the devious glint in the twins eyes and I knew this wouldn't turn out well for him .

He pushed Michael out of the way , "do you know that your daughters cuss ...they have very foul mouths . "

Rory then pushed past him and gave her mom the most angelic , innocent face I've ever seen . Arden's face mirrored hers and together this girls could rob a bank and get away Scott free if they used those faces on the police.

"Mommy , I did no such thing "

"He was the one cussing "

"He was cussing at us because he was mad "

Me and Michael were stifling laughs as we watched was happening.

"what ? no didn't . they were cussing , not me. " , Calum looked so confused at how they turned this on him that fast.

"You think I'm gonna believe you over my daughters ? " , Mrs. Marlow snapped.

"you should because they're lying "

Mrs.Marlow pushed past Calum , looking completely done with his shit and me and Michael stopped laughing and straightened up real quick .

"Michael , I came to ask you if you wouldn't mind watching the girls for a few more hours because errands are taking longer than expected "

Michael would probably say yes ..he didn't mind watching them , matter fact they're the only children he will watch.

"Sure Mrs.Marlow , I don't mind . "

"thank you so much Michael "

She turned around and walked towards the door and stopped before she walked out the door , " keep your heathen brother away from my daughters , he's a bad influence "

and with that she shut the door.

As soon as her car pulled out of the driveway Calum pointed at the two innocent looking little girls , "you're so dead ."

hayyy

I won't be updating a lot due to school due to that fact that school fucking sucks and already has me stressed out and in a bad mood even though it's only the first day back .

I am going to update twice today ...the continuation of this chapter will be the next chapter.

on the weekends I will update three times a day to make up for the updates that you didn't get during the week ..I promise.

anyway , I love y'all for reading my story.

but seriously , comment , let Me know what you think of the story.

ok , bye now.