Faded // Calum Hood (under editing)

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Leaving a party at 3 in the morning with your drunk best friend and his equally drunk stepbrother -whom might I add , you hate with every inch of your body - and having to walk both of them home is not the easiest task.

Now , let me remind you that they're both over six foot and are not in any way trying to walk on their own .

Also , it gets worse . I have to sneak them into their house . Since when did you have to sneak someone else into their own house .

You're probably wondering why I don't just take them both to my house ..well , for one . I don't want the spawn of the devil in my house and two. I know for a fact my parents are up right now and if I bring two drunk boys to my house I will get my head sliced clean off and they won't have a second thought about it.

Calum got himself kicked out of the party cause his dumbass tried to have sex with the guy who was having the party's girlfriend.

In result , Calum and anyone in close association with him got kicked out , which means Michael got kicked out , which means I left too.

Calum started leaning on me and I quickly pushed him off , "don't touch me "

He stumbled and almost fell off the sidewalk before he very clumsily got his balance back .

"Mikey , could you at least try to walk on your own ?" , I tried pushing his head off of mine .

"nope " , he giggled and poked my nose.

He's shitfaced , I'd hate to have the hangover he's gonna have in the morning.

I walked up Michael's driveway and stopped dead in my tracks because how in the hell am I supposed to sneak two six foot boys that can't shut the hell up and keep laughing into their own house ?

I decided on just opening the front door and if they get caught well that's their problem , not mine.

Turns out the door was locked and I had to dig in Michael's pocket for his key .

"quit trying to touch my brother's dick. " , Calum's words were so slurred , I almost didn't hear him right.

"stepbrother " , Michael stuck up his pointer finger as if he was correcting a child.

"ewww , why would I want to touch Michael , that's disgusting , he's my best friend . " , I gave him a disgusted look.

"wow , I'm feeling the love ' , Michael said sarcastically .

"oh shut up . You know you're like the prettiest person on the planet "

"giving me compliments to cover up that you just insulted me very badly ....I'll take it."

The door had long been open and we walked in. no sign of parents anywhere .

"I'm hungry " , Michael walked straight to the kitchen .

"can you leave now ?" , Calum looker at me as he walked by .

"why should I leave ?" , I walked into the kitchen and stood by the stove as far away from the devil in disguise as I could get.

"because you're ruining my mood "

"how is that? "

"I have to look at that hideous face of yours "

that stung , I'm not gonna lie . Even coming from him , that hurt.

I turned so my back was facing Calum and saw the little wooden block that holds the knives and I swear to god I'm going to use one if he doesn't shut the fuck up .

He just kept throwing insults at me and with every insult , my hand drifted closer and closer to the biggest knife in the block.

I picked it up just as Calum turned around to leave and he decided to throw one more insult at me before he left . "I'm sure if you died , no one would care , they'd probably throw a party actually . "

that was it . that drew the line. he decided to insult me to the worst extremes , so I decided to plant a butcher knife in his head.

Michael saw it coming and yelled , "Calum duck !" before I could throw it .

Calum turned around and saw the knife and ducked making the knife just barely miss his head and lodge itself in the door behind him.

"HAVE YOU LOST YOUR GOD DAMN MIND . YOU'RE FUCKING CRAZY "

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oh shit.

throwing knives and shit .