Non of these actually happened!Based on some Avengers bloopers and my own imagination!Enjoy!
Greg (Phil Coulson):Well,that explains a lot.*clears throat*Well,I expect you to be at reach at any given moment.
Crystal:*still in character nods*
Greg:Good.*stays silent for a few seconds*What's the next line again?*laughs*
Crystal:You walk away *giggles*
Greg:Ah yes.*walks away from the shot*
Crystal:*laughs along with the crew*
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Everyone:*looks at the green screen pretending to be a huge ass alien creature*
Mark (Bruce):*looks back at everyone,back to the screen,turns around and starts running*Dude you're on your own!
Chris (Steve):*laughs loudly*
Crystal:*wheezing loudly from laughter*He ain't an Avenger anymore.
Jeremy (Clint):Jesus *laughs loudly*
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Jeremy:Sh*t I feel like I'm talking to Captain Kirk or something,
Captain,*presses his ear*Captain,the war the...the war what's it called?Star Trek?Star Trek!
Crystal:I have no idea what he's doing *laughs while sitting on the floor*
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Jeremy:*in character*I'm out of arrows!*almost slips as he reaches for a spare fake one from the floor but stays in character**turns to Crystal*Come on, Crystal!Crystal?
Crystal:I thought my name was Valerie!*shouts from behind the camera*
Jeremy:*laughs*
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Chris (Steve):We need a plan of attack! *grabs a parachute and tries to put it on.*
Crystal:*tries not to laugh under her hood*
Chris:*still fiddles with the parachute**tries to slide it on his body*
Crystal:Do you need help?*giggles*
Chris:I got this!I got this!*stills fiddles with all the belts*
Crystal:*puts a hand on her face trying not to laugh loudly*
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Jeremy and Crystal:*dancing around in every scene they film together*
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Scarlet (Natasha):They are bonding,father-daughter love *laughs*
Chris (Steve):So emotional *laughs*
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Crystal:*uses sign language*
Scarlet:I know...but you should stay low,you're becoming a target.
Crystal:*nods,in character looking down*
Robert (Tony):*behind the camera*Does she have subtitles or something like that?
Crystal:*laughs*
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Stuff member:*behind the camera*Crystal to your right!
Crystal:*looks up at the green screen**moves right*
Stuff member:A little more!
Crystal:*moves right again*Do you want me beside Thor to look tiny?
Chris (Thor):Smurf.*chuckles*
Crystal:*shakes her head, trying not to smile*
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Director:And action.
Greg:*jerks his body forward and slides across the wall,trying to appear injured*
Crystal:*ready to scream*
Greg:Sh*t!Let's do it again!*gets up**does the scene again,without succeding again**groans and gets up again*Sh*t!
Crystal:You got this,Phil!You only have to pretend you're being stabbed.Stab him again!
Tom (Loki):*snorts loudly*
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Crystal:*in tears*No,help is on its way you'll be fine.You won't die.*shakes her head*Sh*t,wrong line,you die.Let's do this once more.
Greg:*snorts*I enjoy dying.
Crystal:*laughs*I'm trying to cry,Samuel has to come inside,he will curse me if I don't cry.*shakes her head and looks down*
Greg:You cry because you enjoy seeing me dead?*snorts*
Crystal:*laughs loudly,covering her mouth*I'm sorry.
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Jeremy:*hugs Crystal*
Director:You're out of frame guys.
Jeremy:*clenches Crystal and carries her to the according frame*
Crystal:Dad,I can't breath.*laughs*
Jeremy:Oh,sorry.*laughs*you okay?
Crystal:*nods trying to hold back her laighter*
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Crystal:*looking straight at the camera*I'm an Avenger now!!
Crew:*laughs loudly*
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Fanfic"You don't want to put all your lead on the target.You want to leave some arrows in the quiver." "What does that mean?" "That everyone has walls.They are not easy to break them down,if you push more the wall it will only get stronger while if you le...
