Fluffed Up Phanfic

The Snickers Fic

Phil decided he would surprise Dan whole he was out shopping for groceries. Apparently he was sleeping in late and Dan wasn't, Which was weird enough today, but now he was goin for to go through Dan's closet and wear some of the blackest emo clothes he could. He would even borrow some of his secret eyeliner and straighten his hair for the emo look. All of this just so he can see the look on Dan's face whenever he walks through the door. His reaction is gonna be so cute!

Phil wondered, as he was slipping on some black boxers and black ripped jeans over his pale af legs, what Dan was going to do. Would he drop all the bags and his jaw fall to the floor? Or would he just start dying laughing? Either way, his reaction would be adorable and phi, wanted to see it. Wait a second. Phil just had another great idea. He grabbed his My Chemical Romance Shirt that he hid in the back of the closet and his Panic! At The Disco Jacket. He put both in before walking to the bathroom to straighten his hair and apply the black makeup.

Would lipstick be overkill? Phil was thinking to himself as he ran the straightening iron through his black quiff. It was a shame. He really liked the quiff. But he would do this just for Dan's reaction. Ooh! He should blare a bunch of emo music on the amazon echo so when he walks in he would be even more surprised! Not just your stereotypical I write sins not tragedies and welcome to the black parade. Oh no. He was planning on adding in some death of a bachelor, ballad of Mona Lisa, and I'm not okay (I promise). The last one should be dan's theme song. Ph8k smiled to himself, taking the curling iron out of his hair. 

He leaned forward like a woman to get the perfect ang,e in the mirror. He then opened the eyeliner and traced it over his eyes. Then he got black mascara and applied it to his eyelashes. One can never have too beautiful lashes, especially a full emo. He looked at the black lipstick And purple eyeshadow. Would they be overkill? The eyeshadow definitely. Maybe if it wasn't purple. He grabbed the lipstick and puckered his lips like he was going to give Dan one of his goodnight kisses.

Ah, finally. Now he looks like a total emo. He grabbed his phone off of the sink counter thingy that I don't know how to describe and opened up his instagram. Instagram would appreciate this, wouldn't they? It's 2018 and he hasn't straightened his hair in a while. The emo appreciating fans would like it. He doesn't mind becoming a meme. He didn't even consider that he looked like Virgil from the Sanders Sides videos and he held the phone up. He struck a pose and took the picture. He tagged it with stuff like emo, goth, P!ATD, And amazingphil Of course. He then wrote out a description underneath the picture. I'm not okay, I promise. Nothing like a good MCR reference to get the Phannies riled up. He posted it and turned off his phone so he doesn't have to deal with Wall the screaming fangirls. Phangirls. Typo.

Phil then proudly strode I to the living room, plopping himself down on the couch. He felt so giddy and excited. He literally couldn't wait for dan to show up! He was grinning with that black lipstick of his and anxious for his best friend (boyfriend) to return with the groceries to see what he will respond to him with! Oh! He almost forgot!

"Alexa, play Disenchanted."

The music started to play and Phil heard the key enter the hole. He pretended to be on his turned off phone when dan walked into the door. Phil turned around to see what he was doing. He pouted when he saw dan just had the blankest faces in the history of blank faces. He thought he would get a reaction out of him! Dan closed the door and walked to the kitchen, entirely ignoring Phil and his My Chemical Romance on the Amazon Echo. Phil sighed, disappointed. And he worked so hard too...

"Alexa stop."

The music shut off and Phil sulked on the couch. He slouched down and pouted with his black lips on his pale face. Black lips pale face with his best friend making square flakes. Then he felt something hit his cheek. Phil looked up to see the very same male woth a chit eating grin on his face. That Cheshire grin stared right into his eyes. Phil took whatever he was pressing against his face. It was a chocolate bar. Not just any chocolate bar, it was a sncikers. Phil was confused. He looked up to Dan for answers. He wished he hadn't.

"You're not you when you're hungry."

Phil snickered at the Snickers pun. This is why he's dating Dan.

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